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    eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 13 Jan 2019

    >when you have a genius second son and your garbage firstborn offers to become a monkpic.twitter.com/AbXTIzSn6i

    11:25 PM - 13 Jan 2019
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    • Kyle D. Lee Null Set Planetary Defense Ourania, top retard² PhD Ken Meier Saradin ⛈holyweather☀️ Martin Rombouts
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      2. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 14 Jan 2019

        I have burned 30,000 prestige trying to forge Alexander the Great's bloodline this game is insane

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      3. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 19 Jan 2019

        woohoo 50,000 prestige down the tank Worth Itpic.twitter.com/e2fmMuv9VT

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      4. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 19 Jan 2019

        unfortunately it formed as a matrilineal bloodline so um my male heirs are going to be marrying dynasty members from now own to preserve the dynasty plus the bloodline oh boy

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      5. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 19 Jan 2019

        better get to absolute cognatic fast

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      6. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 19 Jan 2019

        anyway I'm going to use the Invade cassus belli to take Egypt now this is OP as hell

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      7. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 19 Jan 2019

        actually I will not be doing this because it costs 500 prestige oops

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      8. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 19 Jan 2019

        ITALY IS MINE still have to retake Kingdom of Sicily from the damned Byzantines . . . that may have to wait for an heir, I used my once-per-lifetime invasion to take down the Lombard kings Imperial Outremer can wait for the next few Crusades SPQR in my sights

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      9. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 19 Jan 2019

        annnnd jesus christ its 2am good nighthttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nxls60aYSZA …

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      10. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 21 Jan 2019

        state of play, march 1197pic.twitter.com/bQKkZr8Fap

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      11. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 21 Jan 2019

        need to set up an antipope in ten years to own the romans, turns out you cant just capture rome and vassalize the real pope also need to wreck Al-Jazeera and parts of persia to form outremer may not be able to SPQR or do hellenism as a non-greek/italian, v sad about this :(

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      12. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 21 Jan 2019

        ok I figured it out (i) reconquer byzantine lands (currently at 30%) (ii) make something else my main title (iii) destroy latin empire title (iv) recreate byzantine empire (v) greek tutor my kid (vi) bada bing

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      13. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 6 Feb 2019

        bada bing sorry catholics all my major viceroys followed me in conversion to orthodoxypic.twitter.com/pdOAy3WCw4

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      14. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 6 Feb 2019

        I think at this point I can finish coloring the map it's only 1271 and I am basically unstoppable, plus I have a 1/ruler invasion casus belli from Alexander's Bloodline that lets me absorb entire empires in a single war if im careful this would be a very dumb but fun EU4 exportpic.twitter.com/ACPJeT37P5

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      15. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 7 Feb 2019

        well I thought I had everything figured out but nope New Problem every important title is agnatic-cognatic primogeniture, including the Roman Imperial title HOWEVER the roman title is the only one that carries preference for porphyrogene children for some idiot reason

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      16. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 7 Feb 2019

        guess what idiot Basilissa just had a (third) female child at the ripe old age of 38?????????????????????? the first after ascending the throne?

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      17. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 7 Feb 2019

        so currently queued up to lose literally everything except the Imperial title and my capital in Palermo really not sure what to do I could murder my infant and just deal with the kinslayer + murderer + tyrant penalties but that only staves off the problem for one generation

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      18. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 7 Feb 2019

        ok FORTUNATELY you can assign the honorary title of Despot which has the nice side effect of counting as porphyrogensis disaster averted serves me right for not ever playing straight ERE before

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      19. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 12 Feb 2019

        motherfucker mother fucker so I just conquered most of Mongolia, it was an incrediible fight, the steppe nomads put up a hell of a struggle and fought me to a stalemate halfway across the steppe blue is mongols, shaded area is what I wrested from thempic.twitter.com/CzZM0mIDSp

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      20. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 12 Feb 2019

        i put down huge quantities of gold to build about 70 castles to consolidate the territory and sorting out the new holdings between blood relatives and cultural romans has taken me hours super fun though so why are you swearing robot why are you angry

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      21. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 12 Feb 2019

        well turns out while I was dividing things up I apparently fucking fat-fingered away the entire Arabian Empire NO BACKSIES ITS IRONMANpic.twitter.com/ixx11B15XJ

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      22. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 12 Feb 2019

        ugh I'm so angry about this I think I have a claim to the title still so I should be able to just steam roll my former proconsul even so what an absolute waste and after so much damn careful work just P O O F I'm supposed to be cracking India open right now

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      23. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 16 Feb 2019

        it is some Real Bullshit that Chinese armies in CK2 don't suffer from attrition penalties they've got a 170k stack I can raise ~600k but I try to concentrate enough to kill that fucker they all just die and this is a major problem when they're winning just by steppe seiges

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      24. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 19 Feb 2019

        well I took the entirety of India in a single Invasion CB was surprisingly tough--it took long enough to siege everything that the AI just started spawning and teleporting 10k stacks all over(!!!!) guess I have a few holdings to distribute to hellenic romans nowpic.twitter.com/6dipYjWySU

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      25. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 19 Feb 2019

        and then I break free from fucking China next summer I moved all ~170k of my retinue up to the Jiquan passage to handle the 172k Western Protectorate doomstack that spawns sadly spread out because attrition in Mongolia is murder supply limit rules errything around mepic.twitter.com/U8P5CqzziO

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      26. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 19 Feb 2019

        almost there mongols are still around incidentally see em? ok look closerpic.twitter.com/uq8uaLOsUM

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      27. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 20 Feb 2019

        was setting up for my china battle when all of the sudden this is happening current ruler is a Godlike general and um guess hes gonna be superhuman in other ways toopic.twitter.com/KkfNE8rsLZ

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      28. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 20 Feb 2019

        oh well i killed a werewolf which is somehow substantially less cool than Becoming a werewolfpic.twitter.com/r8U97Vzs0r

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      29. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 20 Feb 2019

        https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CEDKcEPDQO4 …

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      30. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 20 Feb 2019

        ok some SHIT WENT DOWNpic.twitter.com/dl3eJskpJc

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      31. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 20 Feb 2019

        initial disposition of troops note that I had slightly more troops than china (plus another 100k or so that I could raise on the spot from vassals once the territory cleared up) but of course the supply penalty was cripplingpic.twitter.com/fOhnTTPOAJ

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