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    eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 13 Jan 2019

    are there any good tricks for making a cat take her fucking medications she's gotten wise to pill pockets and pills embedded in butter and/or cream cheese and jesus she hates me prying her mouth open and I have never succeeded in executing it and she is peeing blood again

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      1. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 13 Jan 2019

        eigenrobot Retweeted Darth Fedor

        ok whew finally got one down after much resistance used a pill syringe thing and managed to slip it in from the side while she was clawing me this video was pretty helpful gosh this poor beastiehttps://twitter.com/notrimskiy/status/1084644253479944194?s=19 …

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        Darth Fedor @notrimskiy
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        Helpful Vancouver Vet has a video reference, however his cats are usually very chill. https://youtu.be/WnikCuQtFOw 
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      1. Alex Godofsky‏ @AlexGodofsky 13 Jan 2019
        Replying to @eigenrobot

        Only thing I can think of here is get a second person to help you with the mouth thing. Poor girl :(

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      2. The American Caliban‏ @substitute 13 Jan 2019
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        Yeah. Everyone has tricks but they seem unique to the cat. I wish you luck and transfusions.

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      2. Norn (groke)‏ @maladrift 13 Jan 2019
        Replying to @eigenrobot

        Can you crush dilute them into something she like?

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      3. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 13 Jan 2019
        Replying to @maladrift

        apparently they're super bad tasting :(

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      2. zNc‏ @ngvrnd 13 Jan 2019

        There are these pill injectors that help you get them down the animals throat, in case the cat is bitey...

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      2. diego galindo‏ @drdiggy 13 Jan 2019
        Replying to @eigenrobot

        with my dogs, i wrap the meds in a treat, then have extra treats ready to present in rapid succession: once the medicine/treat goes in their mouths, i immediately present the next treat, tricking them into swallowing the medicine so they can move on to the next treat more quickly

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      3. zNc‏ @ngvrnd 13 Jan 2019
        Replying to @drdiggy @eigenrobot

        This mostly only works with dogs, and with our dogs the ritual gets more complicated over time.

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