dating tip if your girlfriend complains to you that you look like a hobo and you refuse to buy a goddamn suit for her formal event or even own more than a single pair of ratty jeans she's gonna end up telling me about it over drinks
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context he makes a senior tech salary he has no excuse she offered to go with a friend instead and he was pissed that she wouldnt just slum it with him after she already bought a fancy dress finally she's my Bro not him
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idk look showing up and being arm candy for your honey is important and virtuous for all genders
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Replying to @eigenrobot
looking like ass to own the business majors is the techbro equivalent of slamming Big Gulps and cheeseburger mega combos to own the healthists crank the gain on the self-own knob up high enough and it somehow passes through shibboleth and becomes an Outgroup Own, apparently
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Replying to @arachnocapital2 @eigenrobot
actually techbros do this a lot, somehow "there's more to life than grinding away on a powerpoint" became craft beer taps and catered dinners and foosball tables making the office so much
fun
you'll never want to go home
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Replying to @arachnocapital2
I'm supposed to Bring My Whole Self to Work and I almost want to show up in morning dress I'm so sick of this shit
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Replying to @eigenrobot
white tie would be rad. nobody's gonna mistake you for a striver or "hey, where's your job interview?" if you show up in a tailcoat that reminds me, I haven't bought outerwear in forever and none of my jackets fit under my Barbour, looks like christmas is running long this year
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Replying to @petergodofsky @eigenrobot
there's better reasons to dress well but showing up narcissistic slobs is a net win for all of us I can't with slacks, though, five-pockets or gtfo
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I think one could construct a very nice white tie ensemble with an impressive number of pockets. Not just on the pants but you have a vest too, and coattails. That's a lot of surface area for pockets.
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Found the Rob Liefeld sock puppet
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It’s the detail that makes this. The feet, or lack thereof.
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