context he makes a senior tech salary he has no excuse she offered to go with a friend instead and he was pissed that she wouldnt just slum it with him after she already bought a fancy dress finally she's my Bro not him
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idk look showing up and being arm candy for your honey is important and virtuous for all genders
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dang I didnt even know I had a gf let alone that she left me for not having a suit
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Give it time
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jeans are POWEr
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but not enough drinks
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Only after 6 I hope
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For the last time i have OTHER jeans i just CHOOSE not to wear them
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He does Not apparently
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