gosh I can't do this while I'm so high
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I'm gonna level with you this entire operation feels disgusting
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"j alfred prufrock but i fuck"
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"contemporaries variously described him as 'a manic pixie dream boy' and 'a likable pixar male lead'"
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ok i did it think it needs polishing but I dont feel like dying when i read itpic.twitter.com/IA2R4FlILV
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I read this in a shitty english accent. You should fake an english accent or at least pull of a mid atlantic accent. broads seem to lap that shit up like dogs
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Spencer Tracy is actually my role model I need to update soon, going for high variance strategy I think Not that I've been unsuccessful
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dress like a lumberjack and grow a shitty beard, wear black thick rimmed glasses and ramble on about the intricacies of artificially flavored pancake syrups (search product reviews for ideas). I am told that women also like it when you talk at them in all caps.
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My beard is powerful when grown A vast assemblage of copper radiance and masculine Glory But I tend cleanshaven
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