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    1. ☉rthonormalist‏ @orthonormalist 26 Dec 2018
      Replying to @eigenrobot @simpolism @petergodofsky

      Clearly you know I like the latter, but let me point out $Fiancee is only post-bacc not post-grad (as an example)

      1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
    2. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 26 Dec 2018
      Replying to @orthonormalist @simpolism @petergodofsky

      I did eventually dial it back, but at least on a first pass it seems like an efficient measure

      1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
    3. ☉rthonormalist‏ @orthonormalist 26 Dec 2018
      Replying to @eigenrobot @simpolism @petergodofsky

      I can't give too much advice. My criteria mean basically one in a million.

      2 replies 0 retweets 1 like
    4. Steven Godofsky‏ @sgodofsk 26 Dec 2018
      Replying to @orthonormalist @eigenrobot and

      My working theory of dating apps is that they're fundamentally broken because they express bateman's principle to a comical degree.

      1 reply 0 retweets 3 likes
    5. @simpolism‏ @simpolism 26 Dec 2018
      Replying to @sgodofsk @orthonormalist and

      My theory is they're fundamentally broken because they have no incentive to create successful pairings; this removes the users from the app.

      1 reply 0 retweets 14 likes
    6. Steven Godofsky‏ @sgodofsk 26 Dec 2018
      Replying to @simpolism @orthonormalist and

      Maybe that's the ultimate cause, but not the immediate one. I think the illusion of choice results in preposterous expectations among female users, so that 10% of the men are going on first dates with 90% of the women and never dropping out of the market.

      1 reply 0 retweets 8 likes
    7. Steven Godofsky‏ @sgodofsk 26 Dec 2018
      Replying to @sgodofsk @simpolism and

      I think that user preferences in how online dating works has driven development of them in a pathological direction such that this has gotten worse over time.

      2 replies 0 retweets 7 likes
    8. @simpolism‏ @simpolism 26 Dec 2018
      Replying to @sgodofsk @orthonormalist and

      I blame the platforms. Tinder uses a single dimension of attractiveness, which reduces to the feature with most broad appeal: physical attractiveness. You're gated by this metric, so you can't calibrate your signaling for "niche markets". Thus: top 5% men win, all others lose.

      2 replies 0 retweets 14 likes
    9. Joe, AsD, EDP‏ @joe_r_Odonnell 26 Dec 2018
      Replying to @simpolism @sgodofsk and

      You can reveal other things about yourself though through pics and a description. You can show your level of education, your job, stuff you own, etc

      1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
    10. @simpolism‏ @simpolism 26 Dec 2018
      Replying to @joe_r_Odonnell @sgodofsk and

      Yes but at the end of the day, everyone is squeezed through the same Elo ranking which determines who even appears on your feed. That's what I meant by one-dimensional.https://www.fastcompany.com/3054871/whats-your-tinder-score-inside-the-apps-internal-ranking-system …

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      eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 26 Dec 2018
      Replying to @simpolism @joe_r_Odonnell and

      It is now my goal to maximize my Tinder ELO I wish I hadn't learned about this

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        2. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 26 Dec 2018
          Replying to @eigenrobot @simpolism and

          oh I keep forgetting its not an acronym I'm dumb as rocks but WHO CARES not the algorithm baby!

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        3. Emergent of System‏ @systemergent 26 Dec 2018
          Replying to @eigenrobot @simpolism and

          It's short for elohism or godlikeness

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        2. father of the year‏ @ITBeHa 27 Dec 2018
          Replying to @eigenrobot @simpolism and

          What? The mere fact that you call hotness "elo" tells me you're not ready.

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