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I actually did this in a postcard I wrote to my parents after a kid stabbed me with a filet knife at summer camp
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Replying to @kilovh
it's a long story that ends with a doctor telling me to stop talking so damn much or he'll put the sutures in my penis instead
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it was very funny to me at the time and still is and it worked i shut up immediately
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What age was this And what did you do to provoke the other kid?
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I was 15 or 16 He was, well, a little off. Thought it would be funny to stab at me with a sheathed knife, unfortunately when he pulled it out of his pocket the sheath came off. I saw it coming and knocked it away with my arm before it hit my abdomen, blood everywhere anyway
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he felt awful and ran off sobbing thinking he'd killed me this was also kind of funny to me I was fine, I'd just gotten my lifeguarding cert so I bandaged myself up and walked off to the camp EMT
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it was ok, we all had a good laugh about it later :)
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