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Bio: I’ll fuck you off of Twitter.
Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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Not sure which is the shitting and which is the eating
Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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Why you shun your strongest play, bro? We've established you're great in context, and you've really built context on Twitter. *If* it's because you're afraid of publicly crashing in front of your Cool Friends, please understand we've crashed harder and more embarrassingly.
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I tried to scam a phone number from a girl who worked at Hot Topic by telling her I wanted to test my new cell phone. She saw right through my cowardly sliminess. Her politeness was sublime.
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