"contemporaries variously described him as 'a manic pixie dream boy' and 'a likable pixar male lead'"
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ok i did it think it needs polishing but I dont feel like dying when i read itpic.twitter.com/IA2R4FlILV
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The self-negging on intelligence is a little too much for my spidey-sense, but then again I'm not looking for more big daddy energy in my life.
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His first mistake was being in a potentially lucrative field and likely with degrees from good schools and then getting on some pleb app instead of joining the resplendent meritocrats of The League.
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i am but oh god but i hate Those People
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lol I can't believe that's real. The next step is a dating app segregated by skull size: Murray Mingle
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What's the point of me sweeping endlessly left on graduates of the city's finest cosmetology college on Tinder when I can filter them out in bulk? Finger exercise? Virtual virtue points?
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prestige seekers make me want to die
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You'll wake up in cold sweat 6 months hence in the embrace of your extremely put together MBB type girlfriend (she has to get up at 5 to go play a round of golf - she does that, it's exercise - so limit dramatic movements) to remember this thread.
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nice try but ive known too many MBB people and they have been Incredibly neurotic to a woman talented sexpot slacker is more my style
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Things a romantic comedy protagonist says about a type before falling for quirky representative of type.
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