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    1. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 13 Dec 2018

      is it custom to use your real name

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    2. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 13 Dec 2018

      gosh I can't do this while I'm so high

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    3. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 13 Dec 2018

      I'm gonna level with you this entire operation feels disgusting

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    4. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 14 Dec 2018

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    5. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 14 Dec 2018

      "j alfred prufrock but i fuck"

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    6. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 14 Dec 2018

      "contemporaries variously described him as 'a manic pixie dream boy' and 'a likable pixar male lead'"

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    7. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 14 Dec 2018

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      just informed by @cunningcorvid that I give off, Daddy Vibe struggling to process this pray 4 me
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    8. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 14 Dec 2018

      ok i did it think it needs polishing but I dont feel like dying when i read itpic.twitter.com/IA2R4FlILV

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    9. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 14 Dec 2018

      special thanks to @cunningcorvid and @turrible_tao for their endorsements

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    10. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 16 Dec 2018

      ok im sober and ready to start LIKING people how do I screen what do I do gosh suddenly its like a junior high dance again >glad to be back virgins

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      eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 16 Dec 2018

      oh this is the part where you have to give them money SIGH

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        1. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 18 Dec 2018

          ok well so far my main obstacle has been finding anyone i actually want to meet but i found one cool lady! and she messaged me back! a super long detailed personal message see ya later virgins

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        1. crypt‏ @nmgrm 16 Dec 2018
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          don’t do it

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        2. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 16 Dec 2018
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          the platform but i assume they have a profit sharing agreement
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        2. Andre‏ @androgynandre 16 Dec 2018
          Replying to @eigenrobot

          the gals you're trying to court or the platform

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        3. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 16 Dec 2018
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          the platform but i assume they have a profit sharing agreement

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