Skip to content
By using Twitter’s services you agree to our Cookies Use. We and our partners operate globally and use cookies, including for analytics, personalisation, and ads.
  • Home Home Home, current page.
  • About

Saved searches

  • Remove
  • In this conversation
    Verified accountProtected Tweets @
Suggested users
  • Verified accountProtected Tweets @
  • Verified accountProtected Tweets @
  • Language: English
    • Bahasa Indonesia
    • Bahasa Melayu
    • Català
    • Čeština
    • Dansk
    • Deutsch
    • English UK
    • Español
    • Filipino
    • Français
    • Hrvatski
    • Italiano
    • Magyar
    • Nederlands
    • Norsk
    • Polski
    • Português
    • Română
    • Slovenčina
    • Suomi
    • Svenska
    • Tiếng Việt
    • Türkçe
    • Ελληνικά
    • Български език
    • Русский
    • Српски
    • Українська мова
    • עִבְרִית
    • العربية
    • فارسی
    • मराठी
    • हिन्दी
    • বাংলা
    • ગુજરાતી
    • தமிழ்
    • ಕನ್ನಡ
    • ภาษาไทย
    • 한국어
    • 日本語
    • 简体中文
    • 繁體中文
  • Have an account? Log in
    Have an account?
    · Forgot password?

    New to Twitter?
    Sign up
eigenrobot's profile
eigenrobot
eigenrobot
eigenrobot
@eigenrobot

Tweets

eigenrobot

@eigenrobot

robot. friend.

eigenrobot.substack.com
Joined July 2013

Tweets

  • © 2021 Twitter
  • About
  • Help Center
  • Terms
  • Privacy policy
  • Cookies
  • Ads info
Dismiss
Previous
Next

Go to a person's profile

Saved searches

  • Remove
  • In this conversation
    Verified accountProtected Tweets @
Suggested users
  • Verified accountProtected Tweets @
  • Verified accountProtected Tweets @

Promote this Tweet

Block

  • Tweet with a location

    You can add location information to your Tweets, such as your city or precise location, from the web and via third-party applications. You always have the option to delete your Tweet location history. Learn more

    Your lists

    Create a new list


    Under 100 characters, optional

    Privacy

    Copy link to Tweet

    Embed this Tweet

    Embed this Video

    Add this Tweet to your website by copying the code below. Learn more

    Add this video to your website by copying the code below. Learn more

    Hmm, there was a problem reaching the server.

    By embedding Twitter content in your website or app, you are agreeing to the Twitter Developer Agreement and Developer Policy.

    Preview

    Why you're seeing this ad

    Log in to Twitter

    · Forgot password?
    Don't have an account? Sign up »

    Sign up for Twitter

    Not on Twitter? Sign up, tune into the things you care about, and get updates as they happen.

    Sign up
    Have an account? Log in »

    Two-way (sending and receiving) short codes:

    Country Code For customers of
    United States 40404 (any)
    Canada 21212 (any)
    United Kingdom 86444 Vodafone, Orange, 3, O2
    Brazil 40404 Nextel, TIM
    Haiti 40404 Digicel, Voila
    Ireland 51210 Vodafone, O2
    India 53000 Bharti Airtel, Videocon, Reliance
    Indonesia 89887 AXIS, 3, Telkomsel, Indosat, XL Axiata
    Italy 4880804 Wind
    3424486444 Vodafone
    » See SMS short codes for other countries

    Confirmation

     

    Welcome home!

    This timeline is where you’ll spend most of your time, getting instant updates about what matters to you.

    Tweets not working for you?

    Hover over the profile pic and click the Following button to unfollow any account.

    Say a lot with a little

    When you see a Tweet you love, tap the heart — it lets the person who wrote it know you shared the love.

    Spread the word

    The fastest way to share someone else’s Tweet with your followers is with a Retweet. Tap the icon to send it instantly.

    Join the conversation

    Add your thoughts about any Tweet with a Reply. Find a topic you’re passionate about, and jump right in.

    Learn the latest

    Get instant insight into what people are talking about now.

    Get more of what you love

    Follow more accounts to get instant updates about topics you care about.

    Find what's happening

    See the latest conversations about any topic instantly.

    Never miss a Moment

    Catch up instantly on the best stories happening as they unfold.

    1. This Tweet is unavailable.
    2. This Tweet is unavailable.
    3. This Tweet is unavailable.
    4. This Tweet is unavailable.
    5. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 14 Dec 2018

      talking about the non-coastal states as if they're a homogeneous blob is isomorphic to gesturing at something happening in """Africa"""

      2 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
    6. Steven Godofsky‏ @sgodofsk 14 Dec 2018
      Replying to @eigenrobot @petergodofsky and

      My wife's hometown in super rural North Dakota has adequate internet, at least my father in law's farm does, but the town itself looks like a timewarp to the 1970s for real. Which is funny because Grand Forks 30min away looks identical to all the towns here in VA

      1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
    7. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 14 Dec 2018
      Replying to @sgodofsk @petergodofsky and

      man I lived in grand forks for 10 years and I haven't been back since 2000 should probably road trip it at some point

      1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
    8. Steven Godofsky‏ @sgodofsk 14 Dec 2018
      Replying to @eigenrobot @petergodofsky and

      they have flights to Forks now from MSP fwiw. And also weekly ones to Phoenix because lol snowbirds. I like Grand Forks it feels kind of like a colder version of Huntsville, AL.

      1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
    9. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 14 Dec 2018
      Replying to @sgodofsk @petergodofsky and

      iirc those GFK-MSP flights are murderously expensive we almost always drove it, I'd want to do that again love that I94-I29 beauty of the void

      1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
    10. Steven Godofsky‏ @sgodofsk 14 Dec 2018
      Replying to @eigenrobot @petergodofsky and

      They are, we've typically flown into Fargo because my inlaws are in Mayville which is halfway between, and it's cheaper. Now that I think about it probably the cheapest way for someone in Seattle is to drive to vancouver, fly to winnipeg from there, then drive down to Forks.

      1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 14 Dec 2018
      Replying to @sgodofsk @petergodofsky and

      Mayville! . . . oh nooooo didnt something terrible happen to the petting zoo

      2:01 PM - 14 Dec 2018
      3 replies 0 retweets 0 likes
        1. This Tweet is unavailable.
        2. Steven Godofsky‏ @sgodofsk 14 Dec 2018
          Replying to @petergodofsky @eigenrobot and

          inlaws farm is because the only animals they have are a dog and a zillion semi-feral cats they feed to keep pests out :3

          1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
        3. End of conversation
        1. Steven Godofsky‏ @sgodofsk 14 Dec 2018
          Replying to @eigenrobot @petergodofsky and

          I wasn't aware they had one so I assume so. I will ask my wife about it when she is awake. They still have a waterpark! It has two whole slides!

          0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
          Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. Undo
          Undo
        1. jenphalian‏ @jenphalian 14 Dec 2018
          Replying to @eigenrobot @sgodofsk and

          There was the Zanesville zoo tragedy in ohio. I have lost track of what state this thread is about.

          0 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
          Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. Undo
          Undo

      Loading seems to be taking a while.

      Twitter may be over capacity or experiencing a momentary hiccup. Try again or visit Twitter Status for more information.

        Promoted Tweet

        false

        • © 2021 Twitter
        • About
        • Help Center
        • Terms
        • Privacy policy
        • Cookies
        • Ads info