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    1. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 13 Dec 2018

      ok photo time guess I should polish these up a bit . . . really wish I had dated a competent photographer at some point my relationships and and they get all the good photos

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    2. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 13 Dec 2018

      is a shirtless photo a good idea

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    3. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 13 Dec 2018

      ok for now just two normal face photos idk guys most of the photos of people ive looked at online in the last five years are from ads for sex for my grad school work, im still trying to adjust

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    4. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 13 Dec 2018

      not sure i am capable of taking this seriously right now for some reasonpic.twitter.com/ylKdoaGRtn

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    5. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 13 Dec 2018

      take 2pic.twitter.com/Pd2wMJQlc0

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    6. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 13 Dec 2018

      i could do this all nightpic.twitter.com/aR4mPVY4Yc

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    7. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 13 Dec 2018

      pic.twitter.com/xL6lmKqmhr

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    8. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 13 Dec 2018

      pic.twitter.com/z0ptaKMQxT

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    9. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 13 Dec 2018

      think the correct meme format here is "X, but [for] Y" anchor on some good X, then deviate in an interesting way

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    10. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 13 Dec 2018

      robocop, but lewd or maybe something to screen like [IDOLNAME] follows me on twitter dot com if theyre impressed or even if they get it thats a good sign idk the thc is really kicking in and I'm not sure any of this is a good idea

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      eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 13 Dec 2018

      why cant i just submit a headshot, five years of w2s, and GREs this would handle 95% of the matching problem

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        2. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 13 Dec 2018

          pic.twitter.com/ymQgQB3pEV

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        3. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 13 Dec 2018

          E U R E K Apic.twitter.com/qmGVGmI1wm

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        4. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 13 Dec 2018

          is it custom to use your real name

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        5. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 13 Dec 2018

          gosh I can't do this while I'm so high

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        6. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 13 Dec 2018

          I'm gonna level with you this entire operation feels disgusting

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        7. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 14 Dec 2018

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        8. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 14 Dec 2018

          "j alfred prufrock but i fuck"

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        9. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 14 Dec 2018

          "contemporaries variously described him as 'a manic pixie dream boy' and 'a likable pixar male lead'"

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        10. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 14 Dec 2018

          eigenrobot Retweeted eigenrobot

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          just informed by @cunningcorvid that I give off, Daddy Vibe struggling to process this pray 4 me
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        11. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 14 Dec 2018

          ok i did it think it needs polishing but I dont feel like dying when i read itpic.twitter.com/IA2R4FlILV

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        12. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 14 Dec 2018

          special thanks to @cunningcorvid and @turrible_tao for their endorsements

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        13. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 16 Dec 2018

          ok im sober and ready to start LIKING people how do I screen what do I do gosh suddenly its like a junior high dance again >glad to be back virgins

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        14. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 16 Dec 2018

          oh this is the part where you have to give them money SIGH

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        15. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 18 Dec 2018

          ok well so far my main obstacle has been finding anyone i actually want to meet but i found one cool lady! and she messaged me back! a super long detailed personal message see ya later virgins

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