considering live tweeting my attempt to create a Dating Profile this may involve drinking I should probably clean more first
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think the correct meme format here is "X, but [for] Y" anchor on some good X, then deviate in an interesting way
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robocop, but lewd or maybe something to screen like [IDOLNAME] follows me on twitter dot com if theyre impressed or even if they get it thats a good sign idk the thc is really kicking in and I'm not sure any of this is a good idea
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why cant i just submit a headshot, five years of w2s, and GREs this would handle 95% of the matching problem
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I'm gonna level with you this entire operation feels disgusting
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"contemporaries variously described him as 'a manic pixie dream boy' and 'a likable pixar male lead'"
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ok i did it think it needs polishing but I dont feel like dying when i read itpic.twitter.com/IA2R4FlILV
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ok im sober and ready to start LIKING people how do I screen what do I do gosh suddenly its like a junior high dance again >glad to be back virgins
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ok well so far my main obstacle has been finding anyone i actually want to meet but i found one cool lady! and she messaged me back! a super long detailed personal message see ya later virgins
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