considering live tweeting my attempt to create a Dating Profile this may involve drinking I should probably clean more first
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ok photo time guess I should polish these up a bit . . . really wish I had dated a competent photographer at some point my relationships and and they get all the good photos
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ok for now just two normal face photos idk guys most of the photos of people ive looked at online in the last five years are from ads for sex for my grad school work, im still trying to adjust
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not sure i am capable of taking this seriously right now for some reasonpic.twitter.com/ylKdoaGRtn
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think the correct meme format here is "X, but [for] Y" anchor on some good X, then deviate in an interesting way
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robocop, but lewd or maybe something to screen like [IDOLNAME] follows me on twitter dot com if theyre impressed or even if they get it thats a good sign idk the thc is really kicking in and I'm not sure any of this is a good idea
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why cant i just submit a headshot, five years of w2s, and GREs this would handle 95% of the matching problem
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I'm gonna level with you this entire operation feels disgusting
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"contemporaries variously described him as 'a manic pixie dream boy' and 'a likable pixar male lead'"
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ok i did it think it needs polishing but I dont feel like dying when i read itpic.twitter.com/IA2R4FlILV
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ok im sober and ready to start LIKING people how do I screen what do I do gosh suddenly its like a junior high dance again >glad to be back virgins
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ok well so far my main obstacle has been finding anyone i actually want to meet but i found one cool lady! and she messaged me back! a super long detailed personal message see ya later virgins
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