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    eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 13 Dec 2018

    considering live tweeting my attempt to create a Dating Profile this may involve drinking I should probably clean more first

    3:19 PM - 13 Dec 2018
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    • avery His Honor Pazooki, Le Bweep of USA nicole ruiz (📜,📜 ) Scronkfinkle i seem to you to seek a new disaster every day champagne-soaked goblin golden phantom (50(1 + sqrt(5))/100)
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      2. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 13 Dec 2018

        how do you effectively countersignal being attractive

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      3. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 13 Dec 2018

        already with the Racismpic.twitter.com/bTaNzSJuz4

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      4. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 13 Dec 2018

        ugh, this is visible apparently well everyone will know im only dating younger-to-equal OH WELL PATRIARCHYpic.twitter.com/6hdHIVc6Nk

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      5. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 13 Dec 2018

        ok photo time guess I should polish these up a bit . . . really wish I had dated a competent photographer at some point my relationships and and they get all the good photos

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      6. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 13 Dec 2018

        is a shirtless photo a good idea

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      7. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 13 Dec 2018

        ok for now just two normal face photos idk guys most of the photos of people ive looked at online in the last five years are from ads for sex for my grad school work, im still trying to adjust

        2 replies 0 retweets 11 likes
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      8. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 13 Dec 2018

        not sure i am capable of taking this seriously right now for some reasonpic.twitter.com/ylKdoaGRtn

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      9. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 13 Dec 2018

        take 2pic.twitter.com/Pd2wMJQlc0

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      10. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 13 Dec 2018

        i could do this all nightpic.twitter.com/aR4mPVY4Yc

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      11. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 13 Dec 2018

        pic.twitter.com/xL6lmKqmhr

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      12. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 13 Dec 2018

        pic.twitter.com/z0ptaKMQxT

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      13. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 13 Dec 2018

        think the correct meme format here is "X, but [for] Y" anchor on some good X, then deviate in an interesting way

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      14. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 13 Dec 2018

        robocop, but lewd or maybe something to screen like [IDOLNAME] follows me on twitter dot com if theyre impressed or even if they get it thats a good sign idk the thc is really kicking in and I'm not sure any of this is a good idea

        4 replies 0 retweets 21 likes
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      15. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 13 Dec 2018

        why cant i just submit a headshot, five years of w2s, and GREs this would handle 95% of the matching problem

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      16. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 13 Dec 2018

        pic.twitter.com/ymQgQB3pEV

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      17. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 13 Dec 2018

        E U R E K Apic.twitter.com/qmGVGmI1wm

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      18. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 13 Dec 2018

        is it custom to use your real name

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      19. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 13 Dec 2018

        gosh I can't do this while I'm so high

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      20. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 13 Dec 2018

        I'm gonna level with you this entire operation feels disgusting

        8 replies 0 retweets 54 likes
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      21. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 14 Dec 2018

        eigenrobot Retweeted

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      22. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 14 Dec 2018

        "j alfred prufrock but i fuck"

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      23. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 14 Dec 2018

        "contemporaries variously described him as 'a manic pixie dream boy' and 'a likable pixar male lead'"

        3 replies 0 retweets 21 likes
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      24. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 14 Dec 2018

        eigenrobot Retweeted eigenrobot

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        just informed by @cunningcorvid that I give off, Daddy Vibe struggling to process this pray 4 me
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      25. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 14 Dec 2018

        ok i did it think it needs polishing but I dont feel like dying when i read itpic.twitter.com/IA2R4FlILV

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      26. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 14 Dec 2018

        special thanks to @cunningcorvid and @turrible_tao for their endorsements

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      27. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 16 Dec 2018

        ok im sober and ready to start LIKING people how do I screen what do I do gosh suddenly its like a junior high dance again >glad to be back virgins

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      28. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 16 Dec 2018

        oh this is the part where you have to give them money SIGH

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      29. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 18 Dec 2018

        ok well so far my main obstacle has been finding anyone i actually want to meet but i found one cool lady! and she messaged me back! a super long detailed personal message see ya later virgins

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