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    1. Chaos‏ @chaosprime 12 Dec 2018

      Chaos Retweeted Chaos

      canonical example of the kind of heirloom social navigation information that is passed down in upper middle class families and Just Not Mentioned to anyone else thanks for giving me enough clues to piece it together, UMC SFF fanshttps://twitter.com/chaosprime/status/1072968051337953282 …

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      Chaos @chaosprime
      Replying to @eigenrobot
      my impression is that the correct way to hire an attorney is by referral like, if you know somebody whose brother-in-law is one, get him to give you the name of someone in the specialty you need
      2 replies 6 retweets 52 likes
    2. i seem to you to seek a new disaster every day‏ @palecur 12 Dec 2018
      Replying to @chaosprime

      there was a year when i realized I had Truly Arrived and it was the year my household expenses included a maid, an accountant, and a lawyer

      2 replies 0 retweets 9 likes
    3. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 12 Dec 2018
      Replying to @palecur @chaosprime

      considering a maid tbh weighing my slovenly proclivities against $300/m

      3 replies 0 retweets 7 likes
    4. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 12 Dec 2018
      Replying to @eigenrobot @palecur @chaosprime

      s/considering/strongly considering indeed/pic.twitter.com/DaS4VzmqGg

      2 replies 0 retweets 8 likes
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    6. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 12 Dec 2018
      Replying to @AmbrosialArts @palecur @chaosprime

      wonder if I could find a prosub/maid combo service

      3 replies 0 retweets 13 likes
    7. Chaos‏ @chaosprime 12 Dec 2018
      Replying to @eigenrobot @AmbrosialArts @palecur

      it seems impossible that one could not does a more synergistic pair of service offerings exist

      2 replies 0 retweets 13 likes
    8. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 12 Dec 2018
      Replying to @chaosprime @AmbrosialArts @palecur

      could also find a prodomme to just order me to clean up my own goddamn mess

      6 replies 1 retweet 36 likes
    9. lana del rothschild‏ @l_th_ia 12 Dec 2018
      Replying to @eigenrobot @chaosprime and

      would this be better for you than the sub alternative? be honest, now

      1 reply 0 retweets 3 likes
      eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 12 Dec 2018
      Replying to @l_th_ia @chaosprime and

      hmm possibly long-run when i consider it perks of being a switch

      3:40 PM - 12 Dec 2018
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        1. lana del rothschild‏ @l_th_ia 12 Dec 2018
          Replying to @eigenrobot @chaosprime and

          hire a maid who is also a switch & take turns cleaning each other's places

          0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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