lol locked out of my house gonna sleep on the porch
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hooray
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hmm depending on the lock it might be possible for you to pick it :/
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possible for the objective You perhaps

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do you have something on you you can use as a shim?
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Expired credit card but it's all deadbolted
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if your roommate is inside just knock on their window repeatedly ive had to do it before
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naw her cars gone :_(
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have you called her in the last 15 seconds
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I see you're starting GOMAN (gallon of milk a night)
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IIRC GOMAD is a thing, but, y'know, it's night and all he's got for food is a gallon of milk. Therefore GOMAN
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