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    1. Chaos‏ @chaosprime Oct 14

      today it is with pride that i can announce that i have joined the @eigenrobot cryptocurrency home pyrotechnics club there i was, minding my own business, watching The Good Place S2 with @jenphalian, when there was a loud pop and the TV turned offpic.twitter.com/sQcDzH211k

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    2. Chaos‏ @chaosprime Oct 14

      turns out after 10 months of continuous operation, my one surviving Bitcoin miner picked this moment to finish melting down the outlet it was connected to and/or one tine of the GFCI adapter i had ever so responsibly but completely ineffectually put into the equation

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    3. Chaos‏ @chaosprime Oct 14

      there was a bit of contretemps with the smoke alarms since until i worked out the exact situation, which was that every time i turned the breaker back on the outlet ignited again just a tiny bit. hardly even enough of an electrical fire to worry your head about, really

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    4. Chaos‏ @chaosprime Oct 14

      throughout this @jenphalian acted with grace and aplomb, earning her flowers and cherry vanilla ice cream when i popped out to the neighborhood hardware store to buy a wire crimper, wire caps, and a simply gorgeous 20 amp GFCI outlet

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    5. Chaos‏ @chaosprime Oct 14

      since Jen also made me watch a bunch of Parks & Rec this weekend, i Ron Swansoned the shit out of the wee spot of electrical work required and now there is a nice outlet quite unfairly maligned by all the soot on the wall around it and i barely have any smoke inhalation symptomspic.twitter.com/C2umiUuQOl

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    6. Chaos‏ @chaosprime Oct 14

      the Bitcoin miner was quite unharmed by any of this and is now merrily chugging away again, turning the last dregs of Mother Earth's precious resources into fake internet money. happy ending!

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    7. Chaos‏ @chaosprime Oct 15

      oh, i forgot the part where while i was unscrewing the burnt outlet, i was suddenly struck by the awareness that Spongebob Squarepants is a nuclear mutant, "Bikini Bottom" clearly being the sea floor under Bikini Atoll. sorry if this is common knowledge or whatever

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      masquerobot‏ @eigenrobot Oct 15
      Replying to @chaosprime

      It never occurred to me until this moment that "Bikini Bottom" was a joke about butts

      8:34 AM - 15 Oct 2018
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        2. Chaos‏ @chaosprime Oct 15
          Replying to @eigenrobot

          no its a joek about nuclear weapons testing

          1 reply 0 retweets 3 likes
        3. Spooky Jenny Marx‏ @jenphalian Oct 15
          Replying to @chaosprime @eigenrobot

          why not both gif

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