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    1. masquerobot‏ @eigenrobot Oct 10

      arrived in Jersey and already everything smells

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    2. masquerobot‏ @eigenrobot Oct 10

      Do love driving into the city though Nothing like it Just an incredible beautiful accreted mass of everything human Like a diffuse Kowloon Walled City

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    3. masquerobot‏ @eigenrobot Oct 10

      And everything is alien New York is a separate nation Nothing looks or behaves quite like it should in American terms

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    4. masquerobot‏ @eigenrobot Oct 11

      In practice this means most things work badly and visitors never know whether any given interaction is bad due to incompetence or due to the fact they're being screwed So far my hotel nearly refused me a room because I didn't have a dead tree copy of a voucher, and . . .

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      masquerobot‏ @eigenrobot Oct 11

      . . . I have no idea when or if I will get the toiletries I just asked for at the front desk. "Housekeeping will bring it up." To charge me more? I can't just . . . have a shitty razor and one of those singe-use toothpaste packets? What is going on?

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        2. masquerobot‏ @eigenrobot Oct 11

          Everything exchange is a scaled-down isomorph of contemporary MTA efforts to extend the subway Think I'm going in unshaven with some mint gum Apologies to my interviewers in advance

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        3. masquerobot‏ @eigenrobot Oct 11

          Update! A nice man arrived with two toothbrushes, two razors, and no toothpaste "I don't need two" "No problem!" Have a feeling this will be on the bill

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        4. masquerobot‏ @eigenrobot Oct 11

          Final update, it was not! What a rollercoaster

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