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    1. masquerobot‏ @eigenrobot Oct 10

      arrived in Jersey and already everything smells

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    2. masquerobot‏ @eigenrobot Oct 10

      Do love driving into the city though Nothing like it Just an incredible beautiful accreted mass of everything human Like a diffuse Kowloon Walled City

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      masquerobot‏ @eigenrobot Oct 10

      And everything is alien New York is a separate nation Nothing looks or behaves quite like it should in American terms

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        2. masquerobot‏ @eigenrobot Oct 11

          In practice this means most things work badly and visitors never know whether any given interaction is bad due to incompetence or due to the fact they're being screwed So far my hotel nearly refused me a room because I didn't have a dead tree copy of a voucher, and . . .

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        3. masquerobot‏ @eigenrobot Oct 11

          . . . I have no idea when or if I will get the toiletries I just asked for at the front desk. "Housekeeping will bring it up." To charge me more? I can't just . . . have a shitty razor and one of those singe-use toothpaste packets? What is going on?

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        4. masquerobot‏ @eigenrobot Oct 11

          Everything exchange is a scaled-down isomorph of contemporary MTA efforts to extend the subway Think I'm going in unshaven with some mint gum Apologies to my interviewers in advance

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        5. masquerobot‏ @eigenrobot Oct 11

          Update! A nice man arrived with two toothbrushes, two razors, and no toothpaste "I don't need two" "No problem!" Have a feeling this will be on the bill

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        6. masquerobot‏ @eigenrobot Oct 11

          Final update, it was not! What a rollercoaster

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        2. ЬᏂ​au​ϮᏂ‏ @peroxycarbonate Oct 10
          Replying to @eigenrobot

          What do you think of life in the midwest?

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        3. masquerobot‏ @eigenrobot Oct 10
          Replying to @peroxycarbonate

          Slow, dreamlike, a place out of time Maybe it's just that I grew up there Or that every time I go back it's transitory and almost liminal Holidays, relatives ailing, births, deaths Things that matter? Home?

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        2. Rational Bot‏ @Rationalbot Oct 10
          Replying to @eigenrobot

          Wait until you see a Chicago bar selling liquor over the counter at 3AM.

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        3. masquerobot‏ @eigenrobot Oct 10
          Replying to @Rationalbot

          Oh yeah Chicago sort of manages it too but it seems in a deeper state of decay Sort of a failed megacity, like a brown dwarf Never quite hit fusion

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        2. masquerobot‏ @eigenrobot Oct 10
          Replying to @jamesmcn

          Yes! Upstate seems totally comprehensible

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        3. simpolism‏ @simpolism Oct 11
          Replying to @eigenrobot @jamesmcn

          heh, depends where upstate (certain areas are incredibly surreal), but yeah eventually it reverts back to "regular 'merica" as you head north

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        2. Joshua Davis‏ @karbonbased Oct 10
          Replying to @eigenrobot

          No, New York is right...it’s the rest of the country that’s wrong.pic.twitter.com/CXVLqyynHX

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        3. simpolism‏ @simpolism Oct 11
          Replying to @karbonbased

          pic.twitter.com/RPt9hc9AX3

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        4. Joshua Davis‏ @karbonbased Oct 11
          Replying to @simpolism @eigenrobot

          If you can’t get any cuisine you want at 3am what are you even doing?

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        1. The End Times‏ @TheAgeofShoddy Oct 10
          Replying to @eigenrobot

          I’m from NYC originally, and spent the first year after I moved away constantly tripping over all the little assumptions I had about how things work which apply there, but nowhere else. Even LA is like a parallel dimension; all the rhythms are different.

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