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    1. masquerobot‏ @eigenrobot Oct 10

      masquerobot Retweeted People's Daily,China

      "amazing"https://twitter.com/PDChina/status/1050226991582994433 …

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      People's Daily,ChinaVerified account @PDChina
      #AmazingChina: Watch your steps and don't be the jaywalker or you might be caught in this high-tech infrared light alert system! pic.twitter.com/S6dHwEHWjv
      6 replies 13 retweets 55 likes
    2. Matt "summoning arachnogods" Olson‏ @carnivorous8008 Oct 10
      Replying to @eigenrobot

      Jaywalking is central to human dignity

      2 replies 3 retweets 17 likes
    3. Paul E  🖤 ✖️‏ @palecur Oct 10
      Replying to @carnivorous8008 @eigenrobot

      this, but unironically

      1 reply 0 retweets 6 likes
    4. Matt "summoning arachnogods" Olson‏ @carnivorous8008 Oct 10
      Replying to @palecur @eigenrobot

      Oh I'm pretty sincere about this 'un

      1 reply 0 retweets 5 likes
      masquerobot‏ @eigenrobot Oct 10
      Replying to @carnivorous8008 @palecur

      seriously if you havent got jaywalking you havent got anything

      9:12 PM - 10 Oct 2018
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        2. Matt "summoning arachnogods" Olson‏ @carnivorous8008 Oct 10
          Replying to @eigenrobot @palecur

          Imagine standing on a street corner, shivering In the rain, dead of night, not a soul about for miles Waiting for the light to change

          2 replies 1 retweet 12 likes
        3. alt-gr-adrian‏ @hyperfekt Oct 10
          Replying to @carnivorous8008 @eigenrobot @palecur

          i don't get this. no car, I'm walking. 98% of people just stand there waiting for the machine to tell them they're allowed

          3 replies 0 retweets 4 likes
        4. Paul E  🖤 ✖️‏ @palecur Oct 10
          Replying to @hyperfekt @carnivorous8008 @eigenrobot

          Individual Risk Models Vary(tm); depending on intersection design and visibility, I'd rather wait for a signal to minimize the chances of someone barreling through.

          2 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
        5. alt-gr-adrian‏ @hyperfekt Oct 10
          Replying to @palecur @carnivorous8008 @eigenrobot

          the intersection definitely is the crucial part here. most often i do this at a lane going into the intersection, more seldomly at those going out (harder to check all angles, especially if unfamiliar)

          1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
        6. alt-gr-adrian‏ @hyperfekt Oct 10
          Replying to @hyperfekt @palecur and

          but for the intersection in front of my house i abuse the 7 second phases in between i different directions coming in. the thing is, if you know all the places cars come from, and you check that there's no cars coming from there, you're virtually safe and no one seems to get that

          1 reply 0 retweets 3 likes
        7. alt-gr-adrian‏ @hyperfekt Oct 10
          Replying to @hyperfekt @palecur and

          this is also the reason i never jay walk in front of approaching cars (and i'm careful even when i have the right of way), but literally 10cm behind them - i trust physics completely, but i don't trust drivers

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        1. Paul E  🖤 ✖️‏ @palecur Oct 10
          Replying to @eigenrobot @carnivorous8008

          virtue only exists when it is possible to choose unvirtuously, yeah; that's the big Clockwork Orange takeaway, after all.

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        1. Paradise Of Replica‏ @OfReplica Oct 10
          Replying to @eigenrobot @carnivorous8008 @palecur

          People I know are infinitely confused about the concept of or the lack of concept of jaywalking. It's a very unclear thing.

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