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    1. masquerobot‏ @eigenrobot Sep 17

      wife just asked for a divorce by email L I T

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      masquerobot‏ @eigenrobot Oct 4

      guess I should say something given that I mentioned this publicly my wife unilaterally walked this back about a week later, I spent the weekend with her helping her fix up her/our place in the midwest and things seem okay fair amount of logistical fallout but that's manageable

      10:17 AM - 4 Oct 2018
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        1. masquerobot‏ @eigenrobot Oct 4

          im Extremely grateful for all of the support you guys have given me over the last two weeks, and i imagine she's second-hand grateful too. closing thoughts: (i) dont ask for a divorce while panicking, and (ii) if you do make sure you read the "wait what if we dont" responses

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        2. the loser‏ @bigmastertroll Oct 4
          Replying to @eigenrobot

          wtf man

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        3. masquerobot‏ @eigenrobot Oct 4
          Replying to @bigmastertroll

          🤷‍♂️

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        2. ~v‏ @__vba Oct 4
          Replying to @eigenrobot

          Do your wife know about this twitter?

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        3. masquerobot‏ @eigenrobot Oct 4
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          she absolutely does but she doesnt read it unless I quote her, then she wants to know how much attention shes getting

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        4. ~v‏ @__vba Oct 4
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          I know people who get divorced because of Twitter.

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        1. filled with spiders ooooh‏ @Clipart_Bear Oct 4
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          love this redemption arc

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        1. Siberian Fox‏ @SilverVVulpes Oct 4
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          tbh I thought of the possibility when the "I love you" during divorce message but it was low enough I didn't want to worry your soon divorced ass about it

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        1. Alex Godofsky‏ @AlexGodofsky Oct 4
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          🎊

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        1. alt-gr-adrian‏ @hyperfekt Oct 4
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          WOWIE

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        1. Lyrra Sark‏ @lyrra_sark Oct 4
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          Life is weird. Sometimes it's a good weird.

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        1. Candy Corn Woman‏ @WomanCorn Oct 4
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          I guess this is good. I hope that the two of you can work out what happened here, strengthen your relationship against that failure mode, and look back on it and laugh in five years.

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        1. Morlock Publishing‏ @MorlockP Oct 4
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          Very happy for you.

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        1. 8-Bear  🐻‏ @Scruffff Oct 4
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          🍻 Cheers dude! That’s fantastic

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        1. Jebe the Arrow‏ @Mongol_Lawyer Oct 4
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          Happy for ya

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        1. hundredth idiot  🌲 🏛‏ @HundredthIdiot Oct 4
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          This is more common than people think.

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        1. Pier Bove‏ @pierbove Oct 4
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          Just caught this. Hope it works out!

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        1. ohdearsay‏ @bmelton Oct 4
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          That is exceptional news! Congratulations!

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