Trying to think of an emergency so immediate and geographically broad in scope that it would both a) justify a text to the entire nation b) do any good. Coming up empty.
-
-
Multiple incoming ICBM. Imminent eruption of Yellowstone Caldera. Imminent movement of New Madric Seismic Zone Confirmed release of bioweapons in multiple areas. Confirmed nation-scale attack on key infrastructure. Confirmed release of Diablo IV/Starcraft III/Warcraft IV
7 replies 3 retweets 47 likes -
new blizzard game notice would let me get hold of my doctor asap to deal with sudden onset priapism
11:55 AM - 3 Oct 2018
0 replies
0 retweets
1 like
Loading seems to be taking a while.
Twitter may be over capacity or experiencing a momentary hiccup. Try again or visit Twitter Status for more information.