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    masquerobot‏ @eigenrobot Sep 28

    how much damage did I do to myself if I let a limb really really fall asleep and it still feels a little fucked up like half an hour later

    9:05 PM - 28 Sep 2018
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    • nicole Non-Toxic Avenger🗽🍕 Weaponized Words Daan Janssen 127.0.0.1 pumpkin spies Santi
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      2. Joscha Bach‏ @Plinz Sep 28
        Replying to @eigenrobot

        basically most of the nerves have died and will never grow back but your brain will soon write them off and fill in the missing bits by scaling up from the 10% nerves that survived

        1 reply 0 retweets 9 likes
      3. masquerobot‏ @eigenrobot Sep 28
        Replying to @Plinz

        I am going to Google this

        2 replies 0 retweets 0 likes
      4. masquerobot‏ @eigenrobot Sep 28
        Replying to @eigenrobot @Plinz

        God dammit you were just convincing enough

        1 reply 0 retweets 9 likes
      5. Turbulence Flow‏ @TurbulenceFlow Sep 28
        Replying to @eigenrobot @Plinz

        Just convincing enough is why I follow Joscha @Plinz

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      6. Joscha Bach‏ @Plinz Sep 28
        Replying to @TurbulenceFlow @eigenrobot

        I am the thing that barely convinced me that I am it. I am horrified by realizing that the eigenrobot thinks I am a horrible person by default though

        1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
      7. Turbulence Flow‏ @TurbulenceFlow Sep 28
        Replying to @Plinz @eigenrobot

        Isn't barely just enough? Bootstrapping into conscious existence is hard as is; why, or how, would one attempt to go further? Bleh. Anyways, methinks you are not perceived as horrid. Fun? Most probs. Horrid? Most probs not.

        2 replies 0 retweets 1 like
      8. masquerobot‏ @eigenrobot Sep 28
        Replying to @TurbulenceFlow @Plinz

        people who own me are generally quite Good tbh

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      9. Turbulence Flow‏ @TurbulenceFlow Sep 28
        Replying to @eigenrobot @Plinz

        I find no fault in that statement: you're a product favored by the benescient :P

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      2. 4 lokos basilisk‏ @GENIC0N Sep 28
        Replying to @eigenrobot

        Once my arm went numb for six weeks from wrist to elbow

        2 replies 0 retweets 4 likes
      3. masquerobot‏ @eigenrobot Sep 28
        Replying to @GENIC0N

        jeez just out of nowhere?

        1 reply 0 retweets 3 likes
      4. 4 lokos basilisk‏ @GENIC0N Sep 28
        Replying to @eigenrobot

        Honestly it was either from working as a dishwasher, biking too much, or getting stabbed by a shrimp spine

        0 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
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      1. NIMBYer  👻‏ @niftierideology Sep 28
        Replying to @eigenrobot

        Part of your astral body is in another plane of existence, giving the finger to/drop kicking DMT elves (depending on the limb)

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      1. Daan Janssen‏ @JanssenBro Sep 29
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        Perfect time for The Stranger

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      2. nameless fool‏ @RattelyrDragon Sep 28
        Replying to @eigenrobot

        I'm surprised you're not doing pulsed electromagnetic field therapy. I should be learning this from you!

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      3. nameless fool‏ @RattelyrDragon Sep 28
        Replying to @RattelyrDragon @eigenrobot

        #relatedhttps://www.healthline.com/health-news/magnet-therapy-effective-in-treating-ms-symptoms#1 …

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      1. = 金 =‏ @_ChadwickKim Sep 28
        Replying to @eigenrobot

        Did this drunk as fuck once. Slept on it overnight. No amputation was necessary.

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      1. Weaponized Words‏ @KerbonautJeb Sep 29
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        I had that happen once and panicked. You'll be fine.

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      1. TheRealKCStar‏ @TheRealKCStar1 Sep 29
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        Ask your doctor if amputation is right for you.

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      1. Turbulence Flow‏ @TurbulenceFlow Sep 28
        Replying to @eigenrobot

        Not too much. Irreparably so? Slightly. As in slight apoptosis; slightly less amount of 'perfect' replications. Will you notice it? Probs not, unless you live to a REALLY, REALLY OLD age.

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