1. Going to get all of my college stories out now so there are no surprises when I am nominated for high office
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2. I had my first drink at 19. I had spent most of Freshman year saying drinking was Bad. My best friend took me to a basement kegger. I stood awkwardly with a Solo cup til she said "drink a fucking beer" and dragged me to the keg. I had three fucking beers and four jello shots
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3. I joined the Century Club after my OChem final summer after. 100 shots of beer in 100 minutes. A nice girl helped me throw up into a Hefty bag and promised that she wouldn't let me die. (vomitting) "You won't even sleep with me. How can I trust you to not let me die"
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4. An ex and her roommate drank most of a bottle of 100 Blackberries and called me and a friend over for sex. He wasn't down so I went over for a threesome Roommate barely got her top off when they both got explosively sick and I just spent the night making them drink water
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5. At one point two women made out in my bathroom for some reason, one of them was into it My roommate and I taped it in portrait I decided it needed a soundtrack so I whistled a very good rendition of Frog's Theme from Chrono Trigger
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