1. Going to get all of my college stories out now so there are no surprises when I am nominated for high office
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8. Once violated the fire code and a line item in my lease by buying a broken motorcycle in Iowa and trying to repair it in my 4th story apartment Didn't think to drain the fuel tank and the unit smelled like alkanes for months Roommate has not yet forgiven me
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9. This is possibly the most accurately-characteristic story about my college life however Thank you and please don't vote for anyone this November God Bless Americahttps://twitter.com/eigenrobot/status/1009842647039541248 …
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