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    masquerobot‏ @eigenrobot Sep 17

    wife just asked for a divorce by email L I T

    10:47 AM - 17 Sep 2018
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      2. masquerobot‏ @eigenrobot Sep 17

        I would describe this year, as Jobian

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      3. masquerobot‏ @eigenrobot Sep 17

        you are all great and I will Fight anyone who says otherwisehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fhop5VuLDIQ …

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      2. masquerobot‏ @eigenrobot Oct 4

        guess I should say something given that I mentioned this publicly my wife unilaterally walked this back about a week later, I spent the weekend with her helping her fix up her/our place in the midwest and things seem okay fair amount of logistical fallout but that's manageable

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      3. masquerobot‏ @eigenrobot Oct 4

        im Extremely grateful for all of the support you guys have given me over the last two weeks, and i imagine she's second-hand grateful too. closing thoughts: (i) dont ask for a divorce while panicking, and (ii) if you do make sure you read the "wait what if we dont" responses

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      2. Chaos‏ @chaosprime Sep 17
        Replying to @eigenrobot

        oh no eigenrobot i hope all this destruction clears the way for things to get better

        1 reply 0 retweets 9 likes
      3. masquerobot‏ @eigenrobot Sep 17
        Replying to @chaosprime

        it it kind of is doing that somehow I feel less depressed than I have in ages wtf

        2 replies 0 retweets 25 likes
      4. Chaos‏ @chaosprime Sep 17
        Replying to @eigenrobot

        oh that is an excellent sign see, you don't have to wait for the shoe to drop any more, isn't that great

        1 reply 1 retweet 9 likes
      5. masquerobot‏ @eigenrobot Sep 17
        Replying to @chaosprime

        its fucked though you know like i dont *want* to feel better! i made vows before god and man and that means something to me

        3 replies 0 retweets 16 likes
      6. Chaos‏ @chaosprime Sep 17
        Replying to @eigenrobot

        feeling like you're betraying yourself by not being destroyed is a difficulty, yeah, it would suck to spend the next thirty years trying to RP being destroyed convincingly enough for yourself like, the "til death" kind of vows?

        1 reply 0 retweets 9 likes
      7. masquerobot‏ @eigenrobot Sep 17
        Replying to @chaosprime

        unsure precisely, regardless, letter vs spirit we didnt actually have any Problems is maybe what gets me like both of us are basically functional adults without serious impairments and we've been married less than a year? so much time to figure each other out. a lifetime even

        4 replies 0 retweets 4 likes
      8. ohdearsay‏ @bmelton Sep 17
        Replying to @eigenrobot @chaosprime

        Again, none of my business, but if you're gonna fail, fail fast. Don't get hung up on stigma or whatever -- just think about how much harder it would be after a decade together.

        1 reply 0 retweets 4 likes
      9. masquerobot‏ @eigenrobot Sep 17
        Replying to @bmelton @chaosprime

        I think about that too idk there's something to growing together over time that appeals to me maybe the reverse was happening here but i think it was unidirectional F

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      2. s 🎃phie‏ @SophiaSuccubus Sep 17
        Replying to @eigenrobot

        She's kidding right

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      3. masquerobot‏ @eigenrobot Sep 17
        Replying to @SophiaSuccubus

        p sure nope

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      4. s 🎃phie‏ @SophiaSuccubus Sep 17
        Replying to @eigenrobot

        Oh fuck I'm sorry

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      5. masquerobot‏ @eigenrobot Sep 17
        Replying to @SophiaSuccubus

        thank pal

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      2. emanation of psyche‏ @systemergent Sep 17
        Replying to @eigenrobot

        I'm sorry to hear this. Try to breathe and get through your day as best you can. You will be okay in the long run.

        1 reply 0 retweets 10 likes
      3. masquerobot‏ @eigenrobot Sep 17
        Replying to @systemergent

        thank :( I mean short run was already p bad so on the margin hahaha fuck

        1 reply 0 retweets 11 likes
      4. Calligos Winterscale  🇸🇪‏ @CWinterscale Sep 17
        Replying to @eigenrobot @systemergent

        do you have a good job, you seem like a nice boi I can try to hook you up

        1 reply 0 retweets 3 likes
      5. masquerobot‏ @eigenrobot Sep 17
        Replying to @CWinterscale @systemergent

        I have about 80 interviews ongoing but if you need a data scientist Well Now's a good time for me to pick Up and Go I guess

        1 reply 0 retweets 5 likes
      6. Peter Haunter Godofsky‏ @petergodofsky Sep 17
        Replying to @eigenrobot @CWinterscale @systemergent

        lol are you interested in cybersecurity/infosec? I am in the "cyber machine learning" department of capital one and idk if you wanna live in northern Virginia but hit me up if that sounds interesting

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