real talk though ive never been "i have a boyfriend"-ed unsure whether because i never talk to people in public or because i clean up well
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you think she knows about the unspoken rules of men on/near playgrounds?
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oh god not a chance
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but I bet she rapidly derives them the first chance she gets to apply them
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There's no way I'd ever even offer a strange woman my umbrella. Which has zero to do with my desire to help others, even strangers. Just... there's almost no way that *wouldn't* be seen as inappropriately intimate and creepy.
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I might but my umbrella is unusually large Depends whether awkwardness of offering / sharing is greater than awkwardness of standing dry under a mobile canopy while someone next to me gets drenched
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Next moment, this tweet, with photo: LOOK AT THIS MANSPREADER, HE DARED TRIED TO ENTICE ME UNDER HIS RAPEBRELLA No thanks.
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