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    masquerobot‏ @eigenrobot Aug 23

    sometimes I sit here and realize: wow, I'm married wild

    11:44 PM - 23 Aug 2018
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      2. [Туулу Jерим] Hallow‏ @HallowXIII Aug 24
        Replying to @eigenrobot

        don’t quite understand the dynamics that make people like you able to stand 20-something tfwnogfs tbh

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      3. masquerobot‏ @eigenrobot Aug 24
        Replying to @HallowXIII

        oh interesting I'm (strangely?) unaffected by it, no idea why It would be super irritating IRL I bet

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      2. strangelurch‏ @strnglrk Aug 24
        Replying to @eigenrobot

        you and your wife are both wonderful. happy for both of you!

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      3. masquerobot‏ @eigenrobot Aug 24
        Replying to @strnglrk

        <3

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      2. s 🎃phie‏ @SophiaSuccubus Aug 24
        Replying to @eigenrobot

        Marriage is wonderful

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      3. masquerobot‏ @eigenrobot Aug 24
        Replying to @SophiaSuccubus

        I really like it! Also it's surreal to think about, in a Big Deal kind of way

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      2. David Manheim‏ @davidmanheim Aug 24
        Replying to @eigenrobot

        My wife's cousin told me that the feeling goes away eventually. He'd been married a decade, and he said once he finds out, he'd let me know when.

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      3. David Manheim‏ @davidmanheim Aug 24
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        (That was eight years ago. He still hasn't gotten back to me.)

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      1. regret maximizer‏ @teleonomist Aug 24
        Replying to @eigenrobot

        same except "not married" instead

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      1. dk‏ @dkpseudo Aug 24
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        dk Retweeted dk

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      1. Matt "summoning arachnogods" Olson‏ @carnivorous8008 Aug 23
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        Mazal tov!

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      1. Alex Godofsky‏ @AlexGodofsky Aug 24
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        I do this too

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      1. Alex (spooky orange edition)  🕳‏ @SpeakMouthWords Aug 24
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        at dinner we described someone that we knew as someone's wife and everyone around the table visibly flinched. So weird when people change status like that

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      1. FM‏ @Ftuuky Aug 24
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        tfw no waifu

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