My main climbing partner has kissed me before and we are both mostly straight men. Anyways alpinists do things like share sleeping bags cause “it’s lighter”, but we all know it’s for the spooning
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Replying to @cordyceptive @notsonyaforwork
So what we're hearing is that it's basically lumberjacking for hipsters.
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Alternatively grown-up *-Scouts
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Replying to @gypsy_panther @notsonyaforwork
Hell yeah! He’s an Eagle Scout and I wish I did scouts. 75% adventure, 25% suffering aka having Type II fun.
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Replying to @cordyceptive @notsonyaforwork
WTF type ii fun explains so much of my uhh lived experience
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Type II fun is the only fun
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Eagle Scout here Top Ten day of my life involved my getting stabbed with a fillet knife at camp Top 50 includes the time I nearly killed myself by hyponatremia
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Well shit, dude, how’d you get stabbed? Got a cool scar?
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Another Scout pulled the knife and came at my gut with it, he thought it was sheathed but naw I saw him coming and knocked it away with my lower arm, got a puncture in the wrist. Didn't lose much blood, took another kids shirt and bound it ASAP then ran to a medic station. BUT
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Replying to @eigenrobot @cordyceptive and
I was fine til we got to the country doctor's office. I'd never gotten stitches before, and seeing the kit made me nervous. When I get nervous I talk. A lot. The nurses bore it while they prepped me, but the MD lasted 30s before he set down his sutures and looked me in the eyes
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"Son, if you don't stop talking, I swear I will put these sutures in your penis."
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