you want climbing sex jokes? god, there's so many. fist jams in greasy cracks. technical ropework. hard nailing. those are all climbing terms that make sense and i've made none of them up
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Well shit, dude, how’d you get stabbed? Got a cool scar?
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Another Scout pulled the knife and came at my gut with it, he thought it was sheathed but naw I saw him coming and knocked it away with my lower arm, got a puncture in the wrist. Didn't lose much blood, took another kids shirt and bound it ASAP then ran to a medic station. BUT
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I was fine til we got to the country doctor's office. I'd never gotten stitches before, and seeing the kit made me nervous. When I get nervous I talk. A lot. The nurses bore it while they prepped me, but the MD lasted 30s before he set down his sutures and looked me in the eyes
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"Son, if you don't stop talking, I swear I will put these sutures in your penis."
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pretty jealous
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If you breed you can go and suffer through it as an adult leader
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All I did at scouts was get my chocolate stolen by squirrels wtf
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I think I just found out why getting kicked in the teeth is so fantastic of a feeling with this type two stuff I have found my people.
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