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    1. Robert Liu‏ @cordyceptive Aug 6
      Replying to @notsonyaforwork

      you want climbing sex jokes? god, there's so many. fist jams in greasy cracks. technical ropework. hard nailing. those are all climbing terms that make sense and i've made none of them up

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    2. Robert Liu‏ @cordyceptive Aug 6
      Replying to @notsonyaforwork

      hell, you gotta lube it up somehow! this isn't even getting into the apparent latent homoeroticism of alpinism, where climbers describe each other as "hard men" and the harder you are, the better just hard dudes climbing mountains with your bros, nah mean?

      1 reply 0 retweets 3 likes
    3. Robert Liu‏ @cordyceptive Aug 6
      Replying to @notsonyaforwork

      My main climbing partner has kissed me before and we are both mostly straight men. Anyways alpinists do things like share sleeping bags cause “it’s lighter”, but we all know it’s for the spooning

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    4.  👻 anyone who's done anything for areo magazine  🎃‏ @gypsy_panther Aug 6
      Replying to @cordyceptive @notsonyaforwork

      So what we're hearing is that it's basically lumberjacking for hipsters.

      2 replies 0 retweets 3 likes
    5.  👻 anyone who's done anything for areo magazine  🎃‏ @gypsy_panther Aug 6
      Replying to @gypsy_panther @cordyceptive @notsonyaforwork

      Alternatively grown-up *-Scouts

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    6. Robert Liu‏ @cordyceptive Aug 6
      Replying to @gypsy_panther @notsonyaforwork

      Hell yeah! He’s an Eagle Scout and I wish I did scouts. 75% adventure, 25% suffering aka having Type II fun.

      2 replies 0 retweets 4 likes
    7. -- ----------‏ @djmicrobeads Aug 6
      Replying to @cordyceptive @notsonyaforwork

      WTF type ii fun explains so much of my uhh lived experience

      1 reply 0 retweets 6 likes
    8.  👻 anyone who's done anything for areo magazine  🎃‏ @gypsy_panther Aug 6
      Replying to @djmicrobeads @cordyceptive @notsonyaforwork

      Type II fun is the only fun

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      masquerobot‏ @eigenrobot Aug 6

      Eagle Scout here Top Ten day of my life involved my getting stabbed with a fillet knife at camp Top 50 includes the time I nearly killed myself by hyponatremia

      1:21 AM - 6 Aug 2018
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        2. Robert Liu‏ @cordyceptive Aug 6
          Replying to @eigenrobot @djmicrobeads @notsonyaforwork

          Well shit, dude, how’d you get stabbed? Got a cool scar?

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        3. masquerobot‏ @eigenrobot Aug 6
          Replying to @cordyceptive @djmicrobeads @notsonyaforwork

          Another Scout pulled the knife and came at my gut with it, he thought it was sheathed but naw I saw him coming and knocked it away with my lower arm, got a puncture in the wrist. Didn't lose much blood, took another kids shirt and bound it ASAP then ran to a medic station. BUT

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        4. masquerobot‏ @eigenrobot Aug 6
          Replying to @eigenrobot @cordyceptive and

          I was fine til we got to the country doctor's office. I'd never gotten stitches before, and seeing the kit made me nervous. When I get nervous I talk. A lot. The nurses bore it while they prepped me, but the MD lasted 30s before he set down his sutures and looked me in the eyes

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        5. masquerobot‏ @eigenrobot Aug 6
          Replying to @eigenrobot @cordyceptive and

          "Son, if you don't stop talking, I swear I will put these sutures in your penis."

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        2. -- ----------‏ @djmicrobeads Aug 6
          Replying to @eigenrobot @cordyceptive @notsonyaforwork

          pretty jealous

          1 reply 0 retweets 3 likes
        3. masquerobot‏ @eigenrobot Aug 6
          Replying to @djmicrobeads @cordyceptive @notsonyaforwork

          If you breed you can go and suffer through it as an adult leader

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        1. Snusmumrik‏ @snus_kin Aug 6
          Replying to @eigenrobot @djmicrobeads and

          All I did at scouts was get my chocolate stolen by squirrels wtf

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        1.  👻 anyone who's done anything for areo magazine  🎃‏ @gypsy_panther Aug 6
          Replying to @eigenrobot @djmicrobeads and

          I think I just found out why getting kicked in the teeth is so fantastic of a feeling with this type two stuff I have found my people.

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