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    masquerobot‏ @eigenrobot Jul 30

    missed a single whisker on my upper lip shaving this morning and it's driving me nuts should keep an emergency razor at work

    4:23 PM - 30 Jul 2018
    • 27 Likes
    • Aaron Brown Eliza Brandt as_per_ushe Drew, Corpse Unstitcher e^x Rotem Eren🤦🏻 Matt "summoning arachnogods" Olson
    13 replies 0 retweets 27 likes
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      2. s 🎃phie‏ @SophiaSuccubus Jul 30
        Replying to @eigenrobot

        Epilate instead

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      3. s 🎃phie‏ @SophiaSuccubus Jul 30
        Replying to @SophiaSuccubus @eigenrobot

        Yr a robot so you won't bleed

        1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
      4. masquerobot‏ @eigenrobot Jul 30
        Replying to @SophiaSuccubus

        I let an ex use her epilator on me once rarely have i been in such pain

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      5. s 🎃phie‏ @SophiaSuccubus Jul 30
        Replying to @eigenrobot

        where at?

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      6. masquerobot‏ @eigenrobot Jul 30
        Replying to @SophiaSuccubus

        she started around my navel that's . . . actually that's as far as it got

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      7. alt-gr-adrian‏ @hyperfekt Jul 30
        Replying to @eigenrobot

        Laser instead, it's much cooler anyway

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
      8. End of conversation
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      2. Call Of Spooky: Ghosts‏ @PomoPsiOp Jul 30
        Replying to @eigenrobot

        Sometimes I accidentally give myself a soul patch. I wear it in shame.

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      3. masquerobot‏ @eigenrobot Jul 30
        Replying to @PomoPsiOp

        its only shameful if its worn through gross negligence or with true mens rea

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
      4. End of conversation
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      2. Calligos Winterscale  🇸🇪‏ @CWinterscale Jul 30
        Replying to @eigenrobot

        plucc

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      3. masquerobot‏ @eigenrobot Jul 30
        Replying to @CWinterscale

        clipped my nails yesterday, no traction and my roots are Stronk

        1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
      4. Me from Before‏ @MeFromBefore Jul 30
        Replying to @eigenrobot @CWinterscale

        retract it with the power of your mind

        0 replies 0 retweets 3 likes
      5. End of conversation
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      2. dk‏ @dkpseudo Jul 30
        Replying to @eigenrobot

        Is it one of those hairs that are clear, white, or colored similarly to your skin, so you miss its unshaved presence under your bathroom's lighting and don't notice its insolent existence until it ruthlessly distracts you from your work?

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      3. masquerobot‏ @eigenrobot Jul 30
        Replying to @dkpseudo

        just so 😩

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      2. autumn gab  🍂‏ @gabrielamadej Jul 30
        Replying to @eigenrobot

        this is one of reasons you should always do multiple passes

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      3. masquerobot‏ @eigenrobot Jul 30
        Replying to @gabrielamadej

        I usually do! but there are so many face-parts and I inevitably forget to do a double-tap somewhere

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      4. Barnaby‏ @B_Barbarian Jul 30
        Replying to @eigenrobot @gabrielamadej

        Keychain tweezers. 2 Pack Uncle Bill's Sliver Gripper Keychain Tweezershttps://www.amazon.com/dp/B004UBCKYY/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_api_EaayBbCB2CDD4 …

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
      5. End of conversation
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      2. Rotem Eren 🤦🏻‏ @RotemEren Jul 30
        Replying to @eigenrobot

        "robot" "lip"pic.twitter.com/Ye9UXoQB9F

        1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
      3. masquerobot‏ @eigenrobot Jul 30
        Replying to @RotemEren

        I'm an extremely well designed Android we walk among you unseen

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      4. Rotem Eren 🤦🏻‏ @RotemEren Jul 30
        Replying to @eigenrobot

        pic.twitter.com/WMJ7zdmHCf

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      5. dk‏ @dkpseudo Jul 30
        Replying to @RotemEren @eigenrobot

        pic.twitter.com/JcOSWT4YSs

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      6. Rotem Eren 🤦🏻‏ @RotemEren Jul 30
        Replying to @dkpseudo @eigenrobot

        Is that game good?

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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