Epilate instead
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Yr a robot so you won't bleed
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I let an ex use her epilator on me once rarely have i been in such pain
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where at?
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she started around my navel that's . . . actually that's as far as it got
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Laser instead, it's much cooler anyway
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Sometimes I accidentally give myself a soul patch. I wear it in shame.
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its only shameful if its worn through gross negligence or with true mens rea
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clipped my nails yesterday, no traction and my roots are Stronk
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retract it with the power of your mind
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Is it one of those hairs that are clear, white, or colored similarly to your skin, so you miss its unshaved presence under your bathroom's lighting and don't notice its insolent existence until it ruthlessly distracts you from your work?
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just so
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this is one of reasons you should always do multiple passes
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I usually do! but there are so many face-parts and I inevitably forget to do a double-tap somewhere
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Keychain tweezers. 2 Pack Uncle Bill's Sliver Gripper Keychain Tweezershttps://www.amazon.com/dp/B004UBCKYY/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_api_EaayBbCB2CDD4 …
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I'm an extremely well designed Android we walk among you unseen
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Is that game good?
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