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    masquerobot‏ @eigenrobot Jul 28

    It is the way of floors to be dirty. Entropy carries dust and grime down the gravity well; shit rolls downhill. To deny this--to fight this, futilely!--is to spit in the face of God. Indeed, the wise undertand: Nature abhors a vacuum.

    9:28 PM - 28 Jul 2018
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    • Andrew Wuestenfeld Jon E Pizza aspiring slum lord Evan Sandhoefner Crypto🎃Mechanist🐝🦇 Rotem Eren🤦🏻 Dolores 🏴✨ Vineland (#Based, #Redpilled) Elle
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      1. masquerobot‏ @eigenrobot Jul 28

        Wife: will you please just clean the fucking floor

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      2. Chris Hoover‏ @choovertweets Jul 29
        Replying to @eigenrobot

        This is a v good tweet and is not getting the love it deserves

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      3. masquerobot‏ @eigenrobot Jul 29
        Replying to @choovertweets

        oh gosh :)

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      2. Spyromancer‏ @AdamWierciszews Jul 29
        Replying to @eigenrobot

        hey do you wanna collab on a floor that eats dust?

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      3. masquerobot‏ @eigenrobot Jul 29
        Replying to @AdamWierciszews

        smh sounds like an Affront, to God's Light

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      4. Spyromancer‏ @AdamWierciszews Jul 29
        Replying to @eigenrobot

        a frontloaded vaccuum for it, if you will

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      5. Spyromancer‏ @AdamWierciszews Jul 29
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        nature's abs whore for a vaccuum

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      1. Crypto 🎃Mechanist 🐝 🦇‏ @CryptoMechanism Jul 28
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        To be fair you have to be a pretty complex being to leave the floors dirty

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      1. Tatiana‏ @U0ogUHHKG8Jvwq8 Jul 29
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        I'm on a mission from God. Thou shalt not remove the dust from any living or non living thing.

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      1. Bücketheâd‏ @BuucketHe4d Jul 29
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        missed this. Twete of the year

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      1. dk‏ @dkpseudo Jul 29
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        pic.twitter.com/UrsTuTyBuf

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      1. Snarkrates‏ @Grendel_the_Dog Jul 29
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        Oy 😜

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