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    masquerobot‏ @eigenrobot Jul 26

    masquerobot Retweeted dirty dan

    what unspeakably bad thing happens with the dog curious to understand how this guys day is gonna be/was ruined but not enough to watch the showhttps://twitter.com/fairlyaIright/status/1014603417946345473 …

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    dirty dan @fairlyaIright
    if something really is fucking wrong with this dog im suing the show for intentionally making me fall inlove with him pic.twitter.com/W9IXDYHzCv
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    • 📈TechnoCapital📉 Natsuo Woke Snorlax Molten Steel relaxed👹 comprehensive dummy
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      2. Eight Eyed Eel  🌲 Halloween NPC‏ @8EyedEel Jul 26
        Replying to @eigenrobot

        Father uses alchemy to fuse them into a chimera.

        1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
      3. masquerobot‏ @eigenrobot Jul 26
        Replying to @8EyedEel

        ok thats kinda fucked up, moreso for the kid I guess

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      4. Andre‏ @androgynandre Jul 26
        Replying to @eigenrobot

        https://youtu.be/LzKi3BoLZ0A?t=248 …

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      5. masquerobot‏ @eigenrobot Jul 26
        Replying to @androgynandre

        im im not gonna click that

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      2. s 🎃phie‏ @SophiaSuccubus Jul 26
        Replying to @eigenrobot

        he turns his kid into jeff goldblum in the fly prmuch with the dog

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      4. JEN-ERIK, HUGH-MANN FIGHTER‏ @Spivonomist Jul 26
        Replying to @PontiacGunfire @eigenrobot

        Man, I've seen the original like five times, Brotherhood twice, and that shit still gets to me the way the end credits of Jurassic Bark does.

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      5. JEN-ERIK, HUGH-MANN FIGHTER‏ @Spivonomist Jul 26
        Replying to @Spivonomist @PontiacGunfire @eigenrobot

        You are now remembering the closing credits of Jurassic Bark and doing your damndest not to cry like a fucking piss-baby

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      2. Andre‏ @androgynandre Jul 26
        Replying to @eigenrobot

        i didnt like this subplot because the dad was supposed to be smart but did some retarded shit thatd obviously fuck him up careerwise to save his career who the fuck he think be onboard with chimerizing his daughter dont make sense smh

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      3. Santiago Tórtora‏ @lordcataplanga Jul 26
        Replying to @androgynandre @eigenrobot

        It had worked once before. His wife mysteriously disappeared around the time he made his first project.

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      4. Andre‏ @androgynandre Jul 26
        Replying to @lordcataplanga @eigenrobot

        ah I didn't remember them saying he'd done this before

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      1. dk‏ @dkpseudo Jul 26
        Replying to @eigenrobot

        https://youtu.be/LzKi3BoLZ0A  This scene, with minor differences, happens early in both versions of the show (2003-04 & 2009-10)

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      1.  🌐Undead Mabel 🌐‏ @AnActualMabel Jul 26
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        The dog dies and so does the girl

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