Texas is so large because it's the only state located on the sun.
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Texas is adorable! It's a lil half size Alaska, but incredibly lame! :P
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Replying to @WithTheCaswave
There isn't enough Alaska/Texas shit talking. I fully support this rivalry.
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Replying to @ProperOpinion
I hold on to it for dear life because I fucking hate Texas.
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Replying to @WithTheCaswave @ProperOpinion
A fellow sits on stoneware throne The time is early morn He grunts and voids his bowels there: Another Texan born
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( Good Lone Star men and maidens tanned I gently tease, at most This verse was writ Only in jest Another dumb Shitpost )
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