I surfed on top a bike down a hill and jump. I tried to do a backflip off and ended up embedding gravel and dirt into all the resulting wounds. I had been told specifically not to do this very thing so after being found in the bathroom cleaning up I said I tripped.https://twitter.com/prinxeMu/status/1015765362170826752 …
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Whoa, dad was looking out for ya. Should have asked for $20 and the car keys.
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story you have from your early childhood.
Mine is when my mom told me not to touch the electric stove when it was red, because that meant it was hot, so I made direct eye contact with her and slapped my hand down on the stove top.