my own mother just had me assassinated wtf
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oh because she's a lunatic because she caught syphilis while she was apparently cheating on my dad very good very fucking good
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now I'm a massively-incompetent 8 year old girl with an insane genius syphilitic regent who killed my brother pray for me
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restarted, game got off to a better start and now I control all of Flanders managed to get a male heir out before Death showed up and murdered me over chess, Seventh Seal-style heir currently an infant, need to make it to age 16 current regent mom possessed but not insane
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incidentally Flanders is the best duchy in the game, six whole counties plus Brugge has a full complement of baronies from the start wont be long before I cast off the fetters of the Karlings if I can keep the dynasty alive another generation
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hell yes. age 16, shrewd, mastermind theologian time to get married and start pumping out heirs
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signed off to do work (wow its midnight oops) king of Frisia, unfortunately this stemming from a Karling establishing Francia should have revolted when I had the chance
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Successfully revolted later, Karlings managed to form up HRE but I took my business North and East. Conquered Swedish British Isles and also took Jerusalem, just formed Britannia. Getting the imperial title is the biggest reach, just map coloring here on out I bet. Year is 927AD
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Tentatively considering devouring HRE (currently in a civil war) and moving on Byzantium to reform Rome. Alternative would be just pushing hard to Asia and establishing a Dutch/English Raj a few centuries early. Might be a fun port to EU4!
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Replying to @eigenrobot
But the converter often struggles with centralization and makes for some ugly borders. And both routes are fun, forming Rome or eating India
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Replying to @costa11235 @eigenrobot
Do you own jade dragon? Is it worth it?
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