my own mother just had me assassinated wtf
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oh because she's a lunatic because she caught syphilis while she was apparently cheating on my dad very good very fucking good
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now I'm a massively-incompetent 8 year old girl with an insane genius syphilitic regent who killed my brother pray for me
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restarted, game got off to a better start and now I control all of Flanders managed to get a male heir out before Death showed up and murdered me over chess, Seventh Seal-style heir currently an infant, need to make it to age 16 current regent mom possessed but not insane
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incidentally Flanders is the best duchy in the game, six whole counties plus Brugge has a full complement of baronies from the start wont be long before I cast off the fetters of the Karlings if I can keep the dynasty alive another generation
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hell yes. age 16, shrewd, mastermind theologian time to get married and start pumping out heirs
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signed off to do work (wow its midnight oops) king of Frisia, unfortunately this stemming from a Karling establishing Francia should have revolted when I had the chance
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oooooooooof yeah right but then you discover a whole new set of mistakes around inheritance law every goddamn time
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