my own mother just had me assassinated wtf
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oh because she's a lunatic because she caught syphilis while she was apparently cheating on my dad very good very fucking good
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now I'm a massively-incompetent 8 year old girl with an insane genius syphilitic regent who killed my brother pray for me
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restarted, game got off to a better start and now I control all of Flanders managed to get a male heir out before Death showed up and murdered me over chess, Seventh Seal-style heir currently an infant, need to make it to age 16 current regent mom possessed but not insane
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incidentally Flanders is the best duchy in the game, six whole counties plus Brugge has a full complement of baronies from the start wont be long before I cast off the fetters of the Karlings if I can keep the dynasty alive another generation
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I . . . realllly love this game. Easily top 5 of all time. It's about 50 hours until you really get the hang of it and maybe 200 hours until you're good, though So Depends how much time you want to burn :)
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