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    masquerobot‏ @eigenrobot Jun 21

    Duluth is a beautiful city. My parents had their honeymoon there. Another fun fact: until recently the northeast chunk of Minnesota of which Duluth is the hub, the Iron Range, voted solid blue. WHAT MIGHT HAVE CHANGED @BartHubbuch HMMMM HMMMMMpic.twitter.com/X9MHFLTYFq

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      2. masquerobot‏ @eigenrobot Jun 21

        I'm still drinking coffee and not awake enough to be really productive, so a fun related story. I have a long history of doomed romances. One of them played out in Duluth in a snowy weekend maybe twelve years ago.

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      3. masquerobot‏ @eigenrobot Jun 21

        The girl from my laboratory who I'd seduced the previous summer invited me up to her parent's place in upper Duluth while they were out of town for the weekend. It was a lot of fun! We cooked tasty food, went on lots of walks, she introduced me to Clue with Tim Curry.

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      4. masquerobot‏ @eigenrobot Jun 21

        Also we fucked nonstop. I mean it was heroic. From Friday night to Sunday noon I orgasmed fifteen times. And After all of that, by the end of the weekend, I just Could Not Get It Up Anymore.

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      5. masquerobot‏ @eigenrobot Jun 21

        This had never happened to me before, and fellas I was Shook. I took her leave at the Greyhound station and rode in complete silence back to Minneapolis. The next morning I skipped class and drew my curtains and slumped in my chair and read papers on erectile dysfunction.

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      6. masquerobot‏ @eigenrobot Jun 21

        I'm sure I recovered quickly, physically, but it took me a week to get past the shock and function normally. And that week! I remember taking a campus bus and seeing an odd looking fellow in his late 50s and just dejectedly thinking "yeah but I bet He doesnt have this problem"

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      7. masquerobot‏ @eigenrobot Jun 21

        There is no moral to this story except maybe I'm unreasonably neurotic. /fin

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      2.  😈 matt antichristman  👿‏ @kushnerbomb Jun 21
        Replying to @eigenrobot @BartHubbuch

        there’s a famous undergrad research program in math outta Duluth, I’ve heard only good things

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      3. Manifoldness‏ @ungeometer Jun 21
        Replying to @kushnerbomb @eigenrobot @BartHubbuch

        👀 Sauce?

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      4. masquerobot‏ @eigenrobot Jun 21
        Replying to @ungeometer @kushnerbomb @BartHubbuch

        assume it's at University of Minnesota - Duluth?

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      5. Manifoldness‏ @ungeometer Jun 21
        Replying to @eigenrobot @kushnerbomb @BartHubbuch

        Omg just realized I read 'undergrad' as 'underground' and thought there was a secret math society moving in the shadows of Duluth

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      6. masquerobot‏ @eigenrobot Jun 21
        Replying to @ungeometer @kushnerbomb @BartHubbuch

        go even more literal, honestly the UMN campus in Minneapolis at least has an *extensive* tunnel system to permit students to move around campus without exposure to the elements its basically the hoth base

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      2. Steven Godofsky‏ @sgodofsk Jun 21
        Replying to @eigenrobot @BartHubbuch

        Duluth isn't even that small. It's got like 300,000 people in the area.

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      3. Steven Godofsky‏ @sgodofsk Jun 21
        Replying to @sgodofsk @eigenrobot @BartHubbuch

        also holy shit "toothless maga hayseeds" dumbass has clearly never met a farmer because 90% of them are both smarter and wealthier than him

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      4. masquerobot‏ @eigenrobot Jun 21
        Replying to @sgodofsk @BartHubbuch

        i mean i married a farmer and she is Terrifying

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      5. Steven Godofsky‏ @sgodofsk Jun 21
        Replying to @eigenrobot @BartHubbuch

        My fiancee's parents are farmers. Her dad is one of the smartest people I've ever met. He studied MechE and can run circles around me on all sorts of topics like finance, biochem, etc. because he HAS to know that stuff or he'd go bankrupt.

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      6. masquerobot‏ @eigenrobot Jun 21
        Replying to @sgodofsk @BartHubbuch

        Yeah, same on all counts. Talking to wife's dad is always an adventure because I can just see him picking apart every word from three angles.

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      1. as_per_ushe‏ @as_per_ushe Jun 21
        Replying to @eigenrobot @BartHubbuch

        You have to understand the context. Liberals weren't classist until everyone started calling them classist. Visit Brooklyn or Portland, and you'll see that Clinton voters aren't motivated by prejudice but by political anxiety. They don't like the way the country is changi

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      2. Chris Allen ΧΡ ( 👻, SC, LP &  🏴)‏ @bitemyapp Jun 21
        Replying to @eigenrobot @BartHubbuch

        it's a credit to our nation's natural riches that people who aren't necessarily at the top of the yuppie economic deathmatch can live in a place this pretty wtf is up his asspic.twitter.com/4ZrQ4bgtmF

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      3. know nothing‏ @robvfour Jun 21
        Replying to @bitemyapp @eigenrobot @BartHubbuch

        North America is the place you'd choose to start if you were playing Civ IRL

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      4. Chris Allen ΧΡ ( 👻, SC, LP &  🏴)‏ @bitemyapp Jun 21
        Replying to @robvfour @eigenrobot @BartHubbuch

        Harder early game than Europe or Asia but hits launch velocity once your econ scales.

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      5. know nothing‏ @robvfour Jun 21
        Replying to @bitemyapp @eigenrobot @BartHubbuch

        only really missing draught animals but the mississippi watershed is of incomparable value at all stages of the game

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