I'm still drinking coffee and not awake enough to be really productive, so a fun related story. I have a long history of doomed romances. One of them played out in Duluth in a snowy weekend maybe twelve years ago.
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The girl from my laboratory who I'd seduced the previous summer invited me up to her parent's place in upper Duluth while they were out of town for the weekend. It was a lot of fun! We cooked tasty food, went on lots of walks, she introduced me to Clue with Tim Curry.
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Also we fucked nonstop. I mean it was heroic. From Friday night to Sunday noon I orgasmed fifteen times. And After all of that, by the end of the weekend, I just Could Not Get It Up Anymore.
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This had never happened to me before, and fellas I was Shook. I took her leave at the Greyhound station and rode in complete silence back to Minneapolis. The next morning I skipped class and drew my curtains and slumped in my chair and read papers on erectile dysfunction.
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I'm sure I recovered quickly, physically, but it took me a week to get past the shock and function normally. And that week! I remember taking a campus bus and seeing an odd looking fellow in his late 50s and just dejectedly thinking "yeah but I bet He doesnt have this problem"
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There is no moral to this story except maybe I'm unreasonably neurotic. /fin
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