I'm still drinking coffee and not awake enough to be really productive, so a fun related story. I have a long history of doomed romances. One of them played out in Duluth in a snowy weekend maybe twelve years ago.
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The girl from my laboratory who I'd seduced the previous summer invited me up to her parent's place in upper Duluth while they were out of town for the weekend. It was a lot of fun! We cooked tasty food, went on lots of walks, she introduced me to Clue with Tim Curry.
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Also we fucked nonstop. I mean it was heroic. From Friday night to Sunday noon I orgasmed fifteen times. And After all of that, by the end of the weekend, I just Could Not Get It Up Anymore.
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This had never happened to me before, and fellas I was Shook. I took her leave at the Greyhound station and rode in complete silence back to Minneapolis. The next morning I skipped class and drew my curtains and slumped in my chair and read papers on erectile dysfunction.
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I'm sure I recovered quickly, physically, but it took me a week to get past the shock and function normally. And that week! I remember taking a campus bus and seeing an odd looking fellow in his late 50s and just dejectedly thinking "yeah but I bet He doesnt have this problem"
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There is no moral to this story except maybe I'm unreasonably neurotic. /fin
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there’s a famous undergrad research program in math outta Duluth, I’ve heard only good things
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assume it's at University of Minnesota - Duluth?
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Omg just realized I read 'undergrad' as 'underground' and thought there was a secret math society moving in the shadows of Duluth
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go even more literal, honestly the UMN campus in Minneapolis at least has an *extensive* tunnel system to permit students to move around campus without exposure to the elements its basically the hoth base
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Duluth isn't even that small. It's got like 300,000 people in the area.
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also holy shit "toothless maga hayseeds" dumbass has clearly never met a farmer because 90% of them are both smarter and wealthier than him
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i mean i married a farmer and she is Terrifying
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My fiancee's parents are farmers. Her dad is one of the smartest people I've ever met. He studied MechE and can run circles around me on all sorts of topics like finance, biochem, etc. because he HAS to know that stuff or he'd go bankrupt.
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Yeah, same on all counts. Talking to wife's dad is always an adventure because I can just see him picking apart every word from three angles.
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You have to understand the context. Liberals weren't classist until everyone started calling them classist. Visit Brooklyn or Portland, and you'll see that Clinton voters aren't motivated by prejudice but by political anxiety. They don't like the way the country is changi
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it's a credit to our nation's natural riches that people who aren't necessarily at the top of the yuppie economic deathmatch can live in a place this pretty wtf is up his asspic.twitter.com/4ZrQ4bgtmF
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North America is the place you'd choose to start if you were playing Civ IRL
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Harder early game than Europe or Asia but hits launch velocity once your econ scales.
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only really missing draught animals but the mississippi watershed is of incomparable value at all stages of the game
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