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    1. Dan Garfield‏ @danlistensto Jun 11
      Replying to @danlistensto @eigenrobot and

      men are pigs? mostly not. just that fucking guy.

      1 reply 0 retweets 6 likes
    2. masquerobot‏ @eigenrobot Jun 11
      Replying to @danlistensto @simpolism and

      I wonder if its a fixed personality trait tbh one go-to "what would make this more interesting" thing I think about is "what if this were just genetically determined" like, this is probably a viable strategy, wouldnt surprise me if evolutionarily stable fraction were >> 0

      3 replies 0 retweets 4 likes
    3. Dan Garfield‏ @danlistensto Jun 11
      Replying to @eigenrobot @simpolism and

      you really don't wanna go down the r-strategist rabbit hole though

      2 replies 0 retweets 5 likes
    4. masquerobot‏ @eigenrobot Jun 11
      Replying to @danlistensto @simpolism and

      with a few freak exceptions I bet r-strategists are more successful in monogamisty relationships thats what im betting on anyway

      2 replies 0 retweets 0 likes
    5. Paul E  🖤 ✖️‏ @palecur Jun 11
      Replying to @eigenrobot @danlistensto and

      seems like it'd be the opposite, tho

      1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
    6. masquerobot‏ @eigenrobot Jun 11
      Replying to @palecur @danlistensto and

      fucking is a lot a lot a lot easier in live-in relationships most Roues dont actually lock down much uterine time is my guess, not enough to make up for that you need a really devoted Ghengis Khan or a full haram to make up for 25 years of regular fucking eg check the Pilgrims

      3 replies 0 retweets 0 likes
    7. Dan Garfield‏ @danlistensto Jun 11
      Replying to @eigenrobot @palecur and

      ok I'll be more explicit (wishing I could find an article cite but I've stoned that data out of my head apparently) most species are only r or K strategists. some species, however, have _both_ variants in the same population, in different proportions. Humans are like this.

      2 replies 0 retweets 5 likes
    8. Dan Garfield‏ @danlistensto Jun 11
      Replying to @danlistensto @eigenrobot and

      in species with external fertilization (a lot of fish) the K strategist males are Chad-like. large and strong and attractive to females. the r strategist males are Virgin-like. small and shy and mostly unattractive to females. how do they reproduce?

      2 replies 0 retweets 6 likes
    9. Dan Garfield‏ @danlistensto Jun 11
      Replying to @danlistensto @eigenrobot and

      by cheating, that's how. they wait for a K-male to pair with a female and they rush in and skeet at just the right opportune moment to get some of their juice mixed in with the Chad juice and some fraction of the eggs are gonna be little baby Virgins.

      2 replies 0 retweets 9 likes
    10. Dan Garfield‏ @danlistensto Jun 11
      Replying to @danlistensto @eigenrobot and

      now extrapolate this to human physiology. what does that look like? looks a lot like PUA culture tbh.

      2 replies 0 retweets 7 likes
      masquerobot‏ @eigenrobot Jun 11
      Replying to @danlistensto @palecur and

      lol yes and look how successful they are

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        2. Dan Garfield‏ @danlistensto Jun 11
          Replying to @eigenrobot @palecur and

          it's a crap strategy which is why it's a minority of the population and it's so socially proscribed that it's subverted. strictly speaking PUA casual hookups for hedonic pleasure is doing it wrong. it's supposed to be PUA seducing married women than splitting town.

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        3. masquerobot‏ @eigenrobot Jun 11
          Replying to @danlistensto @palecur and

          yeah those people mostly get gelded like my boy here https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Peter_Abelard#H%C3%A9lo%C3%AFse …

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