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    1. simpolism‏ @simpolism Jun 11
      Replying to @simpolism @Locus_of_Ctrl @eigenrobot

      Less pithily: Eric Hoffman's "The True Believer" claims that "the frustrated" are the ones who ultimately take up radical ideologies. What sort of "frustration" might he have meant?

      2 replies 0 retweets 3 likes
    2. After Sol‏ @Locus_of_Ctrl Jun 11
      Replying to @simpolism @eigenrobot

      the frustration of coastal whites in america's cities seems to be primarily sexual

      1 reply 0 retweets 3 likes
    3. simpolism‏ @simpolism Jun 11
      Replying to @Locus_of_Ctrl @eigenrobot

      Well, maybe. But also maybe not (thanks @sonyaellenmann for the link).https://delicioustacos.com/2012/05/22/theyre-gonna-hang-my-cock-from-the-rafters/ …

      2 replies 1 retweet 7 likes
    4. masquerobot‏ @eigenrobot Jun 11
      Replying to @simpolism @Locus_of_Ctrl @sonyaellenmann

      every time I read his stuff its like man youre stuck at 19 but youre 40 and it sure seems like youre not gonna change and pal the fault lies not in your stars

      2 replies 0 retweets 14 likes
    5. Dan Garfield‏ @danlistensto Jun 11
      Replying to @eigenrobot @simpolism and

      I'm not gonna lie reading that was the first time in months I've felt the sensation of like, I dunno if there's a word for it but it's a combination of disgust and pity with a thin coating of angry-cause-he-gives-men-a-bad-name on top

      2 replies 0 retweets 12 likes
    6. Dan Garfield‏ @danlistensto Jun 11
      Replying to @danlistensto @eigenrobot and

      men are pigs? mostly not. just that fucking guy.

      1 reply 0 retweets 6 likes
    7. masquerobot‏ @eigenrobot Jun 11
      Replying to @danlistensto @simpolism and

      I wonder if its a fixed personality trait tbh one go-to "what would make this more interesting" thing I think about is "what if this were just genetically determined" like, this is probably a viable strategy, wouldnt surprise me if evolutionarily stable fraction were >> 0

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    8. Dan Garfield‏ @danlistensto Jun 11
      Replying to @eigenrobot @simpolism and

      you really don't wanna go down the r-strategist rabbit hole though

      2 replies 0 retweets 5 likes
    9. masquerobot‏ @eigenrobot Jun 11
      Replying to @danlistensto @simpolism and

      with a few freak exceptions I bet r-strategists are more successful in monogamisty relationships thats what im betting on anyway

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    10. Paul E  🖤 ✖️‏ @palecur Jun 11
      Replying to @eigenrobot @danlistensto and

      seems like it'd be the opposite, tho

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      masquerobot‏ @eigenrobot Jun 11
      Replying to @palecur @danlistensto and

      fucking is a lot a lot a lot easier in live-in relationships most Roues dont actually lock down much uterine time is my guess, not enough to make up for that you need a really devoted Ghengis Khan or a full haram to make up for 25 years of regular fucking eg check the Pilgrims

      2:54 PM - 11 Jun 2018
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        2. Dan Garfield‏ @danlistensto Jun 11
          Replying to @eigenrobot @palecur and

          ok I'll be more explicit (wishing I could find an article cite but I've stoned that data out of my head apparently) most species are only r or K strategists. some species, however, have _both_ variants in the same population, in different proportions. Humans are like this.

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        3. Dan Garfield‏ @danlistensto Jun 11
          Replying to @danlistensto @eigenrobot and

          in species with external fertilization (a lot of fish) the K strategist males are Chad-like. large and strong and attractive to females. the r strategist males are Virgin-like. small and shy and mostly unattractive to females. how do they reproduce?

          2 replies 0 retweets 6 likes
        4. Dan Garfield‏ @danlistensto Jun 11
          Replying to @danlistensto @eigenrobot and

          by cheating, that's how. they wait for a K-male to pair with a female and they rush in and skeet at just the right opportune moment to get some of their juice mixed in with the Chad juice and some fraction of the eggs are gonna be little baby Virgins.

          2 replies 0 retweets 9 likes
        5. masquerobot‏ @eigenrobot Jun 11
          Replying to @danlistensto @palecur and

          yeah I'm familiar with the literature :) one issue >in species with external fertilization

          1 reply 0 retweets 4 likes
        6. Paul E  🖤 ✖️‏ @palecur Jun 11
          Replying to @eigenrobot @danlistensto and

          why do you think ladies in porn rub the spunk on themselves robot external fertilization is valid

          1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
        7. masquerobot‏ @eigenrobot Jun 11
          Replying to @palecur @danlistensto and

          f fuck that makes a lot of sense um also its not just in porn

          1 reply 0 retweets 3 likes
        8. Paul E  🖤 ✖️‏ @palecur Jun 11
          Replying to @eigenrobot @danlistensto and

          porn is just documentaries about pizza delivery

          0 replies 0 retweets 4 likes
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        1. Paul E  🖤 ✖️‏ @palecur Jun 11
          Replying to @eigenrobot @danlistensto and

          ugh bucklehats, gross

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        1. emanation of psyche‏ @systemergent Jun 11
          Replying to @eigenrobot @palecur and

          For sanity check re the 25 regular, consult all sitcoms

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