where do you find this stuff? how did it breach the containment shields?
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People RTing crazy tweets onto my TL mostly You know bad crazy but also interesting crazy
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I'm trying to imagine her at a plumbing supply shop now threatening arson because there are pipe connectors labeled "male" and "female".
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She still has not answered my question as to how she'd deal with a flame-clogged toilet.
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probably the first thing to do is be aware that there is such a thing as an incinerating toilet and verify that it's actually not just the normal operation of the toilet *before* running around yelling that a flame just shot out of it when there are others present
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(bc there's a real risk a very distant relative who doesn't even remember who exactly you were or what relation will be present and will remember it as "the hilarious flame-toilet-panic incident" decades later, and possibly even tell people about it on twitter)
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Wait, that was you!? AHAHAHAHAHAHAAH!!!
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I swear I genuinely don't recall anything else about the person either! is getting carted to family reunion thingies to be shown to a procession of eerily-similar-looking strangers who say hi and are promptly never seen again a common childhood experience or is my fam just weird
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I have a big family, too, and either soft prosopagnosia or hard egotism (or both) so I feel you.
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eek, I'm so remarkably bad at lying for politeness's sake that it's usually just safer to flat out admit I don't remember such-and-such and hope to get enough points for sincerity to save the situation but I think you still win
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I also wonder if there's a prosopagnosia equivalent for voices (especially on the phone) bc if there is then I'm pretty sure I have it
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powerful AND extraordinary
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Reasoning must be something like "fires are still extinguished with n-1 firemen, but if I don't post on Twitter then nobody will [something]"
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I think you went wrong with the very first word there, "Reasoning"
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wonder whether it's even worth mentioning that while this is happening parts of the US are in a firefighter and EMS labor shortage severe enough that n actually available is often < n required to have a chance in hell of actually helping anything, but I just did so there you go
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summoning the ratio
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what's the biggest ration you've seen, that's pretty up there
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That football player who said poor people shouldn't have guns was up there, but every day is a new miracle.
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Breathtaking.
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