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    masquerobot‏ @eigenrobot Jun 9

    masquerobot Retweeted ROGD = Zinnia Jones Gender Virus

    powerfulhttps://twitter.com/ZJemptv/status/1005010759812870144 …

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    ROGD = Zinnia Jones Gender VirusVerified account @ZJemptv
    Yes, I am definitely more essential to society than a plumber or a firefighter. What kind of question even is that https://twitter.com/GraecoRomanCat/status/1004987932212711425 …
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    10:20 PM - 9 Jun 2018
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    • relaxed👹 Amazon Alexa De Cocaville 🤖 Jeffrey Coleman Caleb Watney Manifoldness 📊 👨‍💻 🕵️🗯️🤖🧐 HELLRAZOR maple brian Pmarca's Likes
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      2. Dan Garfield‏ @danlistensto Jun 10
        Replying to @eigenrobot

        where do you find this stuff? how did it breach the containment shields?

        1 reply 0 retweets 5 likes
      3. masquerobot‏ @eigenrobot Jun 10
        Replying to @danlistensto

        People RTing crazy tweets onto my TL mostly You know bad crazy but also interesting crazy

        1 reply 0 retweets 3 likes
      4. Dan Garfield‏ @danlistensto Jun 10
        Replying to @eigenrobot

        I'm trying to imagine her at a plumbing supply shop now threatening arson because there are pipe connectors labeled "male" and "female".

        0 replies 0 retweets 4 likes
      5. End of conversation
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      2. Derek‏ @PereGrimmer Jun 9
        Replying to @eigenrobot

        She still has not answered my question as to how she'd deal with a flame-clogged toilet.

        1 reply 0 retweets 11 likes
      3. crepuscular dispatch‏ @schakalsynthetc Jun 10
        Replying to @PereGrimmer @eigenrobot

        probably the first thing to do is be aware that there is such a thing as an incinerating toilet and verify that it's actually not just the normal operation of the toilet *before* running around yelling that a flame just shot out of it when there are others present

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      4. crepuscular dispatch‏ @schakalsynthetc Jun 10
        Replying to @schakalsynthetc @PereGrimmer @eigenrobot

        (bc there's a real risk a very distant relative who doesn't even remember who exactly you were or what relation will be present and will remember it as "the hilarious flame-toilet-panic incident" decades later, and possibly even tell people about it on twitter)

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      5. Derek‏ @PereGrimmer Jun 10
        Replying to @schakalsynthetc @eigenrobot

        Wait, that was you!? AHAHAHAHAHAHAAH!!!

        1 reply 0 retweets 3 likes
      6. crepuscular dispatch‏ @schakalsynthetc Jun 10
        Replying to @PereGrimmer @eigenrobot

        I swear I genuinely don't recall anything else about the person either! is getting carted to family reunion thingies to be shown to a procession of eerily-similar-looking strangers who say hi and are promptly never seen again a common childhood experience or is my fam just weird

        1 reply 0 retweets 3 likes
      7. Derek‏ @PereGrimmer Jun 10
        Replying to @schakalsynthetc @eigenrobot

        I have a big family, too, and either soft prosopagnosia or hard egotism (or both) so I feel you.

        1 reply 0 retweets 4 likes
      8. crepuscular dispatch‏ @schakalsynthetc Jun 10
        Replying to @PereGrimmer @eigenrobot

        eek, I'm so remarkably bad at lying for politeness's sake that it's usually just safer to flat out admit I don't remember such-and-such and hope to get enough points for sincerity to save the situation but I think you still win

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      9. crepuscular dispatch‏ @schakalsynthetc Jun 10
        Replying to @schakalsynthetc @PereGrimmer @eigenrobot

        I also wonder if there's a prosopagnosia equivalent for voices (especially on the phone) bc if there is then I'm pretty sure I have it

        1 reply 0 retweets 3 likes
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      2. Taal (Turanid Shitposter)‏ @vandeRede Jun 9
        Replying to @eigenrobot

        powerful AND extraordinary

        2 replies 0 retweets 9 likes
      3. crab_traveler‏ @blue_traveler Jun 9
        Replying to @vandeRede @eigenrobot

        Reasoning must be something like "fires are still extinguished with n-1 firemen, but if I don't post on Twitter then nobody will [something]"

        1 reply 0 retweets 5 likes
      4. Taal (Turanid Shitposter)‏ @vandeRede Jun 9
        Replying to @blue_traveler @eigenrobot

        I think you went wrong with the very first word there, "Reasoning"

        1 reply 0 retweets 6 likes
      5. crepuscular dispatch‏ @schakalsynthetc Jun 10
        Replying to @vandeRede @blue_traveler @eigenrobot

        wonder whether it's even worth mentioning that while this is happening parts of the US are in a firefighter and EMS labor shortage severe enough that n actually available is often < n required to have a chance in hell of actually helping anything, but I just did so there you go

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      2. strangelurch‏ @strnglrk Jun 9
        Replying to @eigenrobot

        summoning the ratio

        1 reply 0 retweets 6 likes
      3. Snusmumrik‏ @snus_kin Jun 10
        Replying to @strnglrk @eigenrobot

        what's the biggest ration you've seen, that's pretty up there

        1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
      4. strangelurch‏ @strnglrk Jun 10
        Replying to @snus_kin @eigenrobot

        That football player who said poor people shouldn't have guns was up there, but every day is a new miracle.

        0 replies 0 retweets 4 likes
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      1. V-X‏ @robertnlee Jun 10
        Replying to @eigenrobot

        Breathtaking.

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