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    masquerobot‏ @eigenrobot Jun 7

    masquerobot Retweeted Amber Baldet

    how can people love like this just finish the fucking article or give up on ithttps://twitter.com/AmberBaldet/status/1004819323263836160 …

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    Amber Baldet @AmberBaldet
    There are few more accurate indicators of an insufferable windbag than self-identification as a "polymath" or "autodidact" in one's twitter bio. We all have 300 browser tabs open, too, buddy. Calm down.
    7:56 PM - 7 Jun 2018
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    • DK🐍hadow(🎃) 🎃 Steven Binch aim for the top🌻 hecate's palantir🔮 the loser SpectralLights Charles Fain Lehman prop op
    9 replies 0 retweets 16 likes
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      2. Snusmumrik‏ @snus_kin Jun 8
        Replying to @eigenrobot

        That guy under there who gave the people in the thread a movie to watch while he sleeps is pretty much my goal in life

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      3. masquerobot‏ @eigenrobot Jun 8
        Replying to @snus_kin

        I couldn't find it but man wow those replies Gosh

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      4. Snusmumrik‏ @snus_kin Jun 8
        Replying to @eigenrobot

        Snusmumrik Retweeted Omar Faridi

        https://twitter.com/braindrainomar/status/1004852813388754945?s=19 … This thread

        Snusmumrik added,

        Omar Faridi @braindrainomar
        Replying to @AmberBaldet
        Simply having 300 browser tabs open does not mean that what's being related there is actually being registered in the person's brain who's reading what's written on those web pages. There's something called comprehension.
        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      5. masquerobot‏ @eigenrobot Jun 8
        Replying to @snus_kin

        incrediblepic.twitter.com/eJva1BmhZP

        0 replies 0 retweets 3 likes
      6. End of conversation
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      2. alt-gr-adrian‏ @hyperfekt Jun 8
        Replying to @eigenrobot

        i didn't think you one of those people :'( i better not reveal my tab count

        1 reply 0 retweets 3 likes
      3. masquerobot‏ @eigenrobot Jun 8
        Replying to @hyperfekt

        im not judging I am just perplexed

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      4. alt-gr-adrian‏ @hyperfekt Jun 8
        Replying to @eigenrobot

        i still longingly remember the old days when Firefox could handle 5000 tabs 😢

        1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
      5. masquerobot‏ @eigenrobot Jun 8
        Replying to @hyperfekt

        you can build servers with substantial quantities of memory you know

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      6. alt-gr-adrian‏ @hyperfekt Jun 8
        Replying to @eigenrobot

        lol i have sufficient memory (most are unloaded anyway), but the software ain't good enough to not keep slowing down and crashing. i did this back when i was running on 8gb and an absolute unit of a swap file

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      1. masquerobot‏ @eigenrobot Jun 8
        Replying to @browserdotsys

        gosh other peoples brains are just wild

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      2. DK 🐍hadow( 🎃)‏ @DKshad0w Jun 8
        Replying to @eigenrobot

        The secret is dual monitors

        2 replies 0 retweets 1 like
      3. masquerobot‏ @eigenrobot Jun 8
        Replying to @DKshad0w

        I have a 40" 4k monitor! And before that I had four monitors on swivel arms

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      2. Fate Of Twist‏ @FateOfTwist_ Jun 7
        Replying to @eigenrobot

        Fate Of Twist Retweeted Fate Of Twist

        https://twitter.com/FateOfTwist_/status/716394442291150848 …

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        Fate Of Twist @FateOfTwist_
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        @ContentOfMedia @Meaningness @TristanSevers this was a while ago, not quite the 3k pic.twitter.com/uCpafCqpJ4
        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      3. masquerobot‏ @eigenrobot Jun 8
        Replying to @FateOfTwist_

        dear god

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      2. dk‏ @dkpseudo Jun 8
        Replying to @eigenrobot

        Everyday I bookmark all articles/papers/tweets I haven't read/finished in a folder labelled by date. When my browser is too slow, I export them to a html file, erase them from my browser, & start anew. I've lived like this for almost a decade.

        1 reply 1 retweet 2 likes
      3. masquerobot‏ @eigenrobot Jun 8
        Replying to @dkpseudo

        Do you ever go back and read the things you export?

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      4. dk‏ @dkpseudo Jun 8
        Replying to @eigenrobot

        Very rarely

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      1. Dan Garfield‏ @danlistensto Jun 8
        Replying to @eigenrobot

        I'm a bit embarrassed at how many times I had to read this before I got that you were ragging on 300 browser tabs open. Personally I don't know how people can live as the "insufferable windbag" cops. God forbid someone, like, reads a book on their own and then talks about it.

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