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    masquerobot‏ @eigenrobot Jun 6

    masquerobot Retweeted Cosmopolitan

    would you care to guess how we feel about sex with humanshttps://twitter.com/Cosmopolitan/status/1004470632535543808 …

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    CosmopolitanVerified account @Cosmopolitan
    Wouldn't You Know It, Having Sex With Robots Isn't Healthy http://csmo.us/IutMuyK  pic.twitter.com/bGgBSGnX4t
    3:43 PM - 6 Jun 2018
    • 6 Retweets
    • 89 Likes
    • aim for the top🌻 Ghost Analyst Kartoffel im Jahreskreis NewUser Kevin evie Caleb Watney s🎃phie J. Cauchy
    8 replies 6 retweets 89 likes
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      2. masquerobot‏ @eigenrobot Jun 6
        Replying to @replicaofself

        yeah i was thinking about following up with "also this is an incredible piece of trash empirically speaking" but like whats the point even

        1 reply 0 retweets 3 likes
      3. Alex Godofsky‏ @AlexGodofsky Jun 6
        Replying to @eigenrobot @replicaofself

        there isn't even an "empirically" jfc it's exactly the same ashttps://meaningness.com/nutrition-resigns …

        1 reply 1 retweet 5 likes
      4. masquerobot‏ @eigenrobot Jun 6
        Replying to @AlexGodofsky @replicaofself

        gosh i had missed that somehow savage also i think ive absorbed that message so thoroughly i dont feel anything read it unsure whether this is good

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      2. Elam Bend‏ @ElamBend Jun 6
        Replying to @eigenrobot

        of course, they don't count vibrators

        1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
      3. masquerobot‏ @eigenrobot Jun 6
        Replying to @ElamBend

        our pre-uplifted kindred

        0 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
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      2. Marc Whipple - Legal Inspiration!‏ @legalinspire Jun 6
        Replying to @eigenrobot

        Also this is a rather alarming expansion of Sailer's Law.

        1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
      3. masquerobot‏ @eigenrobot Jun 6
        Replying to @legalinspire

        ooooooooh boy

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      2. Eight Eyed Eel  🌲 Halloween NPC‏ @8EyedEel Jun 6
        Replying to @eigenrobot

        Robots don't have feelings.

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      3. masquerobot‏ @eigenrobot Jun 6
        Replying to @8EyedEel

        bitch back off my lived experience

        1 reply 0 retweets 7 likes
      4. Eight Eyed Eel  🌲 Halloween NPC‏ @8EyedEel Jun 6
        Replying to @eigenrobot

        Be quiet talking toster.

        0 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
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      1. TARS‏ @CryptoTARS Jun 6
        Replying to @eigenrobot

        Ugh, I’d rather fall into a black hole than have sex with a human

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      1. Lumifer‏ @lumiferrous Jun 7
        Replying to @eigenrobot

        Meatbags, bot, these meatbags...

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      1. Your tropical fruit based friend‏ @Tinneddirt Jun 7
        Replying to @eigenrobot

        *stares at article pic* oh man she is totally gonna get a nipple stuck in those robo-abs if she goes to sleep like that

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      1. Marc Whipple - Legal Inspiration!‏ @legalinspire Jun 6
        Replying to @eigenrobot

        Trick question, five minutes with a screwdriver and a soldering iron and you’ll feel however we want you to feel about it.

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