"all i ever learned from love was how to shoot at someone who outdrew you"https://www.theatlantic.com/politics/archive/2018/06/title-ix-is-too-easy-to-abuse/561650/ …
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this is no joke tbh in any kind of domestic or private dispute, filing first is vital to making sure the clumsy destructive institutions that adjudicate such things on your side because fellas they dont change sides after the first volley
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"my kink is perverse incentives"
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Your faith was strong but you needed fraud
You saw her protesting on the quad
Her illegality and the moonlight overthrew you
She tied you to a title nine
She woke your lawyer and made you sign
And from your lips she drew the Hallelujah 
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maybe s/moonlight/vodka/ but i like where this went
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how about moonshine
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I considered that, I think it's a more direct and so tangier transition for sure, but do college kids really drink moonshine?
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doesn't matter, there's an affirmative obligation to exercise your poet's license when a pun like this presents itself
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