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    masquerobot‏ @eigenrobot May 25

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    look im not a man of the cloth or even religious in any usual sense but gosh i would have forgiven that priest for going all Preacher on these people "the utter temerity of a literal priest holding forth on religious tenets in his church to his congregation during a homily smdh" https://twitter.com/ColetteWillis1/status/998177339933708288 …

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      1. masquerobot‏ @eigenrobot May 25

        like yes disagree with people all you like but dont barge into someones house and shit in their bed and then boast about it? in public? expecting valorization? you cant blame this on moloch pal youre just a dick

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      2. Amy Lastuka‏ @klejnot May 25
        Replying to @eigenrobot

        I mean... for someone cured of religion seems like even letting your child eat one holy host is too many

        1 reply 0 retweets 3 likes
      3. masquerobot‏ @eigenrobot May 25
        Replying to @klejnot

        sure but you dont go to mass then make a fuss about some "priest" talking about "god" if this is how you feel right? imagining this lady like jumping through a stained glass window in the Vatican to interrupt the Pope idk marrying people she doesn't like "excuse me I OBJECT"

        2 replies 1 retweet 6 likes
      4. After Sol‏ @Locus_of_Ctrl May 25
        Replying to @eigenrobot @klejnot

        that's the basic moral behind the "sea lioning" meme, though the creator probably would not approve this particular application of his cartoon

        1 reply 0 retweets 3 likes
      5. masquerobot‏ @eigenrobot May 25
        Replying to @Locus_of_Ctrl @klejnot

        the outgroup sea lions, we educate

        0 replies 0 retweets 4 likes
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      2. OxLion‏ @cuisineillum May 25
        Replying to @eigenrobot @awestentatious

        This was a Catholic service?

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      3. masquerobot‏ @eigenrobot May 25
        Replying to @cuisineillum @awestentatious

        believe so i mean ireland

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      2.  👻 anyone who's done anything for areo magazine  🎃‏ @gypsy_panther May 25
        Replying to @eigenrobot

        I'll genuinely never understand people - religious or not - who get hyper-angry when someone says "Hm...guys I don't think abortion is ethically chill," or "IDRT God would believe in this guys." Like, after 6 weeks, it's literally ending a living human.

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      3.  👻 anyone who's done anything for areo magazine  🎃‏ @gypsy_panther May 25
        Replying to @gypsy_panther @eigenrobot

        I'm the farthest thing from religious at this point and I still don't *really* think it's ethical.

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      4. masquerobot‏ @eigenrobot May 25
        Replying to @gypsy_panther

        once had a woman scream at me and storm out of my apartment for just casually observing "yeah I mean if you accept that fetuses are humans with full rights it makes sense that you'd probably oppose abortion"

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      2. -- ----------‏ @djmicrobeads May 25
        Replying to @eigenrobot

        it's good to be owned for being wrong about stuff tho lol

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      3. masquerobot‏ @eigenrobot May 25
        Replying to @djmicrobeads

        nothing is wrong with the right framing correct is a spook

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      4. -- ----------‏ @djmicrobeads May 25
        Replying to @eigenrobot

        also true

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      2. Dan Garfield‏ @danlistensto May 25
        Replying to @eigenrobot

        the problems of religious mono-culture. protestantism was supposed to solve that but I suppose Ireland has some issues with that due to their history with England.

        1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
      3. Paul E  🖤 ✖️‏ @palecur May 25
        Replying to @danlistensto @eigenrobot

        protestantism resulted in baptists and hardline evangelicals so i think we can safely say it was a failed experiment, see everyone back at Mass

        1 reply 0 retweets 3 likes
      4. Dan Garfield‏ @danlistensto May 25
        Replying to @palecur @eigenrobot

        what it allowed for was communities to have more than one church and people could choose between them. go figure that a lot of people are fucking assholes who make shitty choices.

        3 replies 0 retweets 3 likes
      5. Dan Garfield‏ @danlistensto May 25
        Replying to @danlistensto @palecur @eigenrobot

        not that I'm endorsing going to church. go take a walk in the woods or climb a mountain instead.

        1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
      6. Paul E  🖤 ✖️‏ @palecur May 25
        Replying to @danlistensto @eigenrobot

        uh can i stay indoors and engage in truly debauched carnality with one or more consenting partners instead

        2 replies 0 retweets 3 likes
      7. Paul E  🖤 ✖️‏ @palecur May 25
        Replying to @palecur @danlistensto @eigenrobot

        ain't nobody gonna get a tick in their nethers that way

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      8. masquerobot‏ @eigenrobot May 25
        Replying to @palecur @danlistensto

        theyre called crabs theyre the same thing

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