Ehsan Darroudi

@EhsanDarroudi

Likable guy by day, programmer by night.

Cologne, Germany
Joined October 2012
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  1. Retweeted
    May 21

    For clarification, this is not a Satanic ritual.

    2,009 replies 60,412 retweets 103,585 likes
  2. Mar 24

    What a great headline! 😂

    1 like
  3. Retweeted
    Feb 28

    Amusing to watch my wife get upset over my $54 samurai sword when she had no problem spending $75 on groceries

    Amusing to watch Dems get upset over Trump's $54B defense hike, when they had no problem w/ the Sanders $75B/per year free college plan
    767 replies 72,435 retweets 150,188 likes
  4. 26 Nov 2016

    Words. Too many to choose from.

    Fidel Castro is dead!
  5. Retweeted
    29 Oct 2016

    Genuinely funny from the WBA fans. Singing "we've got the ball" when in possession then switching to "we've lost the ball" when City have it

    258 replies 13,132 retweets 17,021 likes
  6. 5 Sep 2016

    Great read: Retire to Manhattan - "The anonymity of metropolitan life gets you ready for the anonymity of the grave"

  7. 2 Jul 2016

    3 retweets 17 likes
  8. Retweeted
    2 Jul 2015

    Robot kills worker, bizarre Skynet connection -

    1 reply 4 retweets 1 like
  9. Retweeted
    29 Jun 2015

    Ask Siri "what is zero divided by zero?" RIGHT. NOW.

    1,178 replies 15,393 retweets 15,312 likes
  10. 30 Apr 2015

    App Analytics is awesome but only 14% of players opted in.

    1 reply 2 retweets 2 likes
  11. Retweeted
    24 Apr 2015
    Replying to

    If you want revenge, here you go: ;) And btw, it's currently free.

    5 retweets 6 likes
  12. 21 Apr 2015

    How to spot an iOS developer: Person wears an Apple Watch Sport with Blue Sport Band... in 2015.

    3 retweets 3 likes
  13. 10 Apr 2015

    Space Gray Aluminum is already "4-6 weeks" :-(

    1 like
  14. Retweeted
    5 Apr 2015

    Apples vs. Robots is now for a limited time. Happy Easter! Play now:

    3 retweets 4 likes
  15. 23 Mar 2015

    I redesigned our logo with but only scored 3/5 on the hipstometer :-(

    1 retweet 2 likes
  16. 18 Mar 2015

    So Juve has to clone fans to get at least some support? :-D

    1 like
  17. Retweeted
    2 Mar 2015

    At Open Whisper Systems, we've released Signal 2.0. Private messaging support for iPhone:

    13 replies 225 retweets 112 likes
  18. Retweeted
    27 Feb 2015

    Hands On: Apples vs Robots (iOS)

    2 retweets 1 like
  19. Retweeted
    28 Jan 2015

    Watch killing some robots with apples: Try it yourself:

    3 retweets 3 likes
  20. Retweeted
    27 Jan 2015

    Congrats , $18B thermonuclear war chest :D Spend wisely:

    3 retweets 5 likes

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