Ehsan Darroudi

@EhsanDarroudi

Likable guy by day, programmer by night.

Cologne, Germany
Joined October 2012

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  1. Retweeted
    May 21

    For clarification, this is not a Satanic ritual.

  2. Mar 24

    What a great headline! 😂

  3. Retweeted
    Feb 28

    Amusing to watch my wife get upset over my $54 samurai sword when she had no problem spending $75 on groceries

  4. 26 Nov 2016
  5. Retweeted
    29 Oct 2016

    Genuinely funny from the WBA fans. Singing "we've got the ball" when in possession then switching to "we've lost the ball" when City have it

  6. 5 Sep 2016

    Great read: Retire to Manhattan - "The anonymity of metropolitan life gets you ready for the anonymity of the grave"

  7. 2 Jul 2016
  8. Retweeted
    2 Jul 2015

    Robot kills worker, bizarre Skynet connection -

  9. Retweeted
    29 Jun 2015

    Ask Siri "what is zero divided by zero?" RIGHT. NOW.

  10. 30 Apr 2015

    App Analytics is awesome but only 14% of players opted in.

  11. Retweeted
    24 Apr 2015
    Replying to

    If you want revenge, here you go: ;) And btw, it's currently free.

  12. 21 Apr 2015

    How to spot an iOS developer: Person wears an Apple Watch Sport with Blue Sport Band... in 2015.

  13. 10 Apr 2015

    Space Gray Aluminum is already "4-6 weeks" :-(

  14. Retweeted
    5 Apr 2015

    Apples vs. Robots is now for a limited time. Happy Easter! Play now:

  15. 23 Mar 2015

    I redesigned our logo with but only scored 3/5 on the hipstometer :-(

  16. 18 Mar 2015

    So Juve has to clone fans to get at least some support? :-D

  17. Retweeted
    2 Mar 2015

    At Open Whisper Systems, we've released Signal 2.0. Private messaging support for iPhone:

  18. Retweeted
    27 Feb 2015

    Hands On: Apples vs Robots (iOS)

  19. Retweeted
    28 Jan 2015
  20. Retweeted
    27 Jan 2015

    Congrats , $18B thermonuclear war chest :D Spend wisely:

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