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Just remembered that anyone who doesn’t love me is unequivocally wrong. Doing a little wiggle
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Two glasses of wine is the perfect amount to either love living beyond expression or to want to die
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Stopped by a very charming rural ice cream stand but this sign might be its most charming feature
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Why? Did she do something wrong
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I spent a lot of time with Elizabeth Holmes. Here’s my story…
nytimes.com/2023/05/07/bus
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bad news guys. i’ve been hoisted. and you won’t believe whose petard was responsible
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No one ever warns you about all the powders and solutes you have to ingest when you’re a 25 year old woman
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It sucks that role playing as an adult is always a sex thing … I want to play pretend and make believe
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I know you're not supposed to feed the trolls or whatever but they're all like 95lbs soaking wet and they look so hungry :(
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Don’t worry about the sinister catholic internet girls. Osteoporosis will take care of all that soon enough
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Now i don’t want to be a hater in matters regarding strawberries but there isn’t a chance in hell this is a real strawberry plant
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I wouldn’t trust a girl whose first dog noise was bark over woof… it’s kind of like hiiii vs bruh girls thing for me
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the kardashians and jenners deciding which one of them gets to serve at the met gala each year
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Between the massive media layoffs, the looming bankruptcy of Vice, the studios forcing the writers into a strike & the rise of A.I. there's been a grotesque devaluation of imagination & creativity – during a time where it feels like people are more desperate for it than ever.
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A very benzodiazepines vibe at the met gala this year. Incredible klonopin energy emanating from every corner
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A man says “no titles” about me on live television i am NOT living to see the next day
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That one girl at junior prom who don’t play about tumblr
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Honestly this year’s met gala has too many pretty little outfits and lovely dresses and whatever…. I want more freak shit ugly outfits. Outfits that get people bullied so hard they quit social media
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No one at the met is brave enough to truly honor karl lagerfeld’s legacy by acting like a huge fuckin bitch
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ohh you have a paglian post-feminist take? that emphasizes how women are the architects of their own demise? should we have a party? should we invite anna khachiyan
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To be fair if there were a girl in my high school who wanted to be a famous country singer everyone would have bullied the shit out of her too
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stop this is so sad… btw they must be all regretting now
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Remember to carry a baguette in your bag at least once a month, twice if you are suffering
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[Holding my pee for 7 hours and walking at breakneck speed] Why am i so uncomfortable!!!!!
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good for them
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In honour of Miami tech week here’s a collage I made in less than 24 hrs there (read the bios)
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Dont call dont text trying to access Percy Grainger's diaries and personal correspondences
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djfuck.substack.com/p/notes-14?sd= why is everyone doing the goodbye twitter dance again what did i miss what is blue sky why does everything feel cursed ??? anyway read the new post
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