eggy

@eggpson

don’t make people into heroes. heroes don’t exist, and if they did, I wouldn’t be one of them.

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  1. Apr 21

    watching my s/o play Enter The Gungeon and literally crying over the cute lil enemies

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    Mar 15

    summer of 2016 when mfs was chasing pokémon was the cIosest we’ve ever been to world peace

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    Feb 21

    bro i am straight up not livin la vida loca rn

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    Feb 14

    バレンタイン

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    Feb 13

    kanye talks about pete davidson like he’s Dinkleberg

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    25 Dec 2021

    nice argument. unfortunately, yo mama

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    19 Dec 2021

    love when you compliment a girl’s dress and she does a little pose

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    20 Dec 2021

    No. I meant cannon. My love is like cannonballs.

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    7 Dec 2021

    skitl

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    6 Dec 2021

    my merch is gonna say "emma langevin was a bitch to me on twitter"

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    18 Nov 2021

    your depression is lying to you btw, you're not a burden, you are loved by so many. <3

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    13 Oct 2021

    “Is there anyone you want to say hi to at the wheel?” “No thanks” 🚩 🚩 🚩 🚩 🚩 🚩 🚩 🚩🚩 🚩 🚩 🚩

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    11 Sep 2021

    I’m just a simple idiot with a good heart and a bad back

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    7 Sep 2021

    So about that time Steve went off to college…

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    20 Jul 2021

    “L… G.. B🤨 T…… Q.??” shut up frenchie or i’ll LGBeaT your ass

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  16. 18 Jul 2021

    why do the charmin bears love singing about wiping their asses I’m begging pls stop

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  17. 11 Jul 2021

    hooters time <3

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  18. 12 Jun 2021

    spotify stop giving me CrispyJuicyTender ads challenge <3

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  19. 5 Jun 2021

    there’s a fly in my room and it’s making me wanna go meet Freddie Mercury

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